The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Seriously though - 3 on the coast is like - 15 inland. The moisture cuts right into everything and it's fawking miserable

Penises?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What brand is it? I'm going to need one for the frigid - 3C winter that's coming

Dewbu. I've never heard of it. Fucker's got a Canadian flag on the arm though.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Penises?

Hold still while I mog you

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Dewbu. I've never heard of it. Fucker's got a Canadian flag on the arm though.

Fawwwwk decent prices, too. I'm going to get a camo one. That means you can't have one. If yours is camo throw it out and go fuck yourself.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fawwwwk decent prices, too. I'm going to get a camo one. That means you can't have one. If yours is camo throw it out and go fuck yourself.

Mine's just plain ass black.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Mine's just plain ass black.

Nice nigger jacket, stupit. I'm getting the camo so I can hunt the most dangerous game - Hasting injuns

 

[Turk February]

Nice nigger jacket, stupit. I'm getting the camo so I can hunt the most dangerous game - Hasting injuns

It saddens me you feel this way about clothes. They weren't born the race they are. They were born a nationality.

 

[Turk February]

Hold still while I mog you

Hold penises. That's wicked progressive. What are you? NDP?

 

[Turk February]

To our American friends the NDP is a far left party often called socialist. But they're a weird blend of stuff. They have had some success but have never won a majority.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

To our American friends the NDP is a far left party often called socialist. But they're a weird blend of stuff. They have had some success but have never won a majority.

They're commies and you love them and you kiss them on the lips

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

It saddens me

This is why you're Virgin Turk and I'm Chad Turk

 

[Turk February]

This is why you're Virgin Turk and I'm Chad Turk

I've had sex many times with many women. When did I become a virgin?

 

[Turk February]

And of course I've had gay sex with @Mass.gov while listening to Royksopp. Which was my best sexual experience.

 

[Turk February]

I just realized how dumb it is I make fun of my exwifes nova Scotia accent when I've got the strongest Ontario accent

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just realized how dumb it is I make fun of my exwifes nova Scotia accent when I've got the strongest Ontario accent

East coast Canadian accents are the worst

 

[Turk February]

East coast Canadian accents are the worst

They are to us. When I was in Japan I just got laughed at for how I talk for like an hour by a chick.

 

[Turk February]

The long o the ou or oa is such a give away you're from Ontario. I didn't realize it but people can recognize it around the world.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I just realized how dumb it is I make fun of my exwifes nova Scotia accent when I've got the strongest Ontario accent

You just sound autistic. It's not an Ontario thing.

 

[Turk February]

You just sound autistic. It's not an Ontario thing.

Ontario has recognized autism as traditional.

 

[Turk February]

Actually I took an Autism test on EDF and I tested lowest. But I don't mind the label.