The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

WWAWD Canadian Bacon movie by Michael Moore?

Honestly, I thought it sucked.

It's Thanksgiving. We're eating traditional boiled goat. Not a gigantic bloated pig.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I actually think it still holds up. Rick Mercer's deadpan delivery of the most rediculous shit is pretty bitching.

Their fucking maritime accents make me want to puke

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WWAWD Mike Buller (Sp?) I dunno I thought he was alright I guess

Mike Bullard. I hated that fucking goof. He was a prick.

 

[Turry]

Their fucking maritime accents make me want to puke

You gonna act like you don't pronounce Barb like "berb" you disgusting monster?

 

[Turk February]

Mike Bullard. I hated that fucking goof. He was a prick.

What the fuck happened to him? Another show I forced myself to watch as a kid to be more Canadian.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You gonna act like you don't pronounce Barb like "berb" you disgusting monster?

I really don't. Most people around hear speak like Americans except for the people doing the put-on Don Cherry/Letterkenny hick voice. Which is weird because any radio caller you hear has the most over the top embarrassing Canadian voice ever.

 

[UnPRePared]

Lol that's a Michael Moore movie? Wit da John Candy? Yeah that movie fucking sucked.

Yeah, his only scripted film.

Never seen the appeal over the fat cunt. Too biased. I'm not a fan of agenda pushers when they don't listen to other views.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What the fuck happened to him? Another show I forced myself to watch as a kid to be more Canadian.

Who the fuck cares. That guy rubbed me such a bad way and I can't really remember why, he was just always a smug asshole who thought he was a celebrity because he had a shitty Canadian talk show.

 

[Turry]

He was a prick.

That's probably why I remember him fondly, sort of.

 

[Turk February]

I really don't. Most people around hear speak like Americans except for the people doing the put-on Don Cherry/Letterkenny hick voice. Which is weird because any radio caller you hear has the most over the top embarrassing Canadian voice ever.

One time I hooked up with an Irish girl in japan and she was obsessed with my Canadian accent and doing it back to me and I was like "I don't talk like that!" We don't hear it. Others do.

 

[Turry]

BEEERRRRB get the CER out of the GERUDGE we gotta get to the PERK

 

[Turry]

What the fuck is that?! WHAT IS THAT

 

[Turk February]

Also can we mention what a piece of shit Brett Butt and Corner Gas are? What a stain on our national identity.

 

[Turry]

Sorry guys I haven't been able to find any penis chinese penis today so I'm a bit on edge

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

BEEERRRRB get the CER out of the GERUDGE we gotta get to the PERK

Again, I feel like that's more of like a maritime Nova Scotia thing. Around here you'll hear a lot of "how now, young fella? Just oat and aboat takin er fer a rip, eh?"

 

[Turry]

I'm not addicted it's just I know if I stop taking it I'll turn back into a disgusting white person

 

[Turk February]

Sorry guys I haven't been able to find any penis chinese penis today so I'm a bit on edge

Dude I've got a little bit of penis chinese penis left over from the punk show last night. You'll make it through the night

 

[Turk February]

Just gently holding Turry through the cold night dosing him with penis chinese penis as he sweats and screams. "This is what friends are for"

 

[Turry]

It's actually the most ancient of their traditional medicines. It really took off during the Hung and Wang dynasties.

 

[Turry]

If you're a poseur bitch you just put it in some coke before dosing