"Pretend", a true crime podcast, did a triple feature on Pat published earlier this week. Includes interviews with Pat, Nikki and Hildy!

[Jack FN]

I'm halfway through the first segment and he says nobody here is a fan of Norm and nobody here give a shit about Norm? Haaaaaaaamburger

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'm halfway through the first segment and he says nobody here is a fan of Norm and nobody here give a shit about Norm? Haaaaaaaamburger

that part offended me the most

 

[FranksWirecutters]

that part offended me the most

Eric Hildeman admitting to converting to Judaism so that he can perform circumcision and suck the child's penis offended me. If that was in there, I don't remember for sure but it sounds right. Maybe I misunderstood his love for child penis.

 

[guest]

Eric Hildeman admitting to converting to Judaism so that he can perform circumcision and suck the child's penis offended me. If that was in there, I don't remember for sure but it sounds right. Maybe I misunderstood his love for child penis.

I listened to the podcast twice and I can't remember anything he said, presumably because it was too awful. You're probably correct.

 

[Harry Powell]

That one sergeant who keeps kicking their door is definitely fucking with them

Pahaps he even posts here!

 

[Jack FN]

6 cubic yards of mulch huh?

 

[Jack FN]

Norm AI? I'm out

 

[BoomerSperg]

That one sergeant who keeps kicking their door is definitely fucking with them

lotta norm fans out there... thats all im sayin'

 

[guest]

I'm 3 minutes in and literally in tears.

Updates to follow.

I love you all so much, no homo

 

[guest]

The first voice-mail that is clearly him gave me chills. He's a fucking psychopath.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

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Every satirical black name you can think of is actually real. Think of the most ridiculous, funniest, niggest black names imaginable and you will find dozens of blacks that actually have it. Just google "_[name]_ arrested" to get results. Golden rule.

 

[RickReternal]

Pat dislikes his varsity athlete brother just asking questions of a podcaster.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Every satirical black name you can think of is actually real. Think of the most ridiculous, funniest, niggest black names imaginable and you will find dozens of blacks that actually have it. Just google "_[name]_ arrested" to get results. Golden rule.

Those nig-nogs most likely don't even know how to spell their own names.

Great article about the stupidity of North American Pavement Apes:

Urban Law 101 - American Renaissance

Adventures with black clients.

www.amren.com

"Many black men know their children’s names but do not know how to spell them. With the proliferation of unusual names among blacks, I can only guess at how they are spelled. One client who told me he couldn’t spell his children’s names said I would need an encyclopedia to look them up. Many men have admitted to me they are not even sure how to pronounce their children’s names. Black woman, on the other hand, often become incensed if you mispronounce the very unusual names they have given their children.

The most unusual name I ever came across was Iisszzttadda. I have never met a person, white or black, who could pronounce it correctly. To my surprise the name is pronounced, “I seize the day.” Iisszzttadda had siblings named Raheem, Utopian, Desiorme, Sid-Timothy, Kizzma, and Larilaril. I have occasionally asked clients the reasons for such unusual names, but the most common answer is “I don’t know. It just sounded good.” This is the answer I got from a mother who named her child Latrine. (See below for actual names of blacks I have encountered in my practice.)

I once had a client in my office who did not know his own name. He had been called by his nickname for so long he couldn’t remember his given name. This is not as shocking as it sounds. Some black names, like Phe-anjoy or Quithreaun or JyesahJhnai, are so odd, it would be no surprise if they were never used and eventually forgotten."

 

[Sue Lightning]

Every satirical black name you can think of is actually real. Think of the most ridiculous, funniest, niggest black names imaginable and you will find dozens of blacks that actually have it. Just google "_[name]_ arrested" to get results. Golden rule.

Ayo that nigga on the bottom thats my homeboy dere Quanrone Tomlinson

 

[guest]

[SIZE=22px]He's right. I don't even like you guys.
EEEEYYYYEEEE LOVE YOU!!!!!!
Not really, but, you know . . . we barely know each other.[/SIZE]

 

[Treat Yourself]

He's right. I don't even like you guys.
EEEEYYYYEEEE LOVE YOU!!!!!!
Not really, but, you know . . . we barely know each other.

We're just not that close... we have our people.

 

[guest]

We're just not that close... we have our people.

We have our references. Which is weirdly closer than I've ever been to a person that doesn't have references.

Are we in love? It's OK if we are. I think.

 

[guest]

He graduated college at like 16 with a degree in mathematics which is why he liked to gamble - he could count cards. He was the smartest guy in any room yet was able have audiences relate to him as his “dumb guy” delivery. That’s why I really liked him so much, you knew he was brilliant and had an interesting point of view.

There’s a reason why so many comedians respected him and thought he was one of the greatest - nobody else was like him.

And of course Pat didn’t find him funny which explains all you need to know about Pat and his shit sense of humor. He’s a humorless dolt who thinks he’s a superior intellectual.

He dropped out of college and wasn't a successful gambler, but point taken.

 

[guest]

"dissolve my marriage"

What happily married woman says that instead of "divorce my husband"?

Or "the man I love?"