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Multiple bars? He goes to two and people wouldn’t interact with him if he GOT A FUCKING TABLE and not sit at the bar where space is reserved for people to socialize.
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Jack Torrance is a better writer than Patrick Thomlinsonyou know exactly why he does it. So he can live out the fantasy in his sick mind of being a busy writer
he's certainly less of a drunk and a way better fatherJack Torrance is a better writer than Patrick Thomlinson
Actually the official medical diagnosis from his doctors was "being a fucking fat retarded pig fat fuck retard liar"Anyone who sees him anywhere assumes he's developmentally disabled and moves on with their day.
Obviously not a book on dietingAwlRoght, I-I'm working on a book AwlRoght
Apparently he wants the vibe of sociality but doesn’t want to participate. Typical Parasite Pat, sucking up what other people build and providing nothing in return.I don’t understand why anyone would do this? Sitting at a bar with headphones in and doing work? What are you at the bar for then? If you want to drink every day and not talk to anyone you can do that at home for half the price.
I hope Pat has the same outcomeJack Torrance is a better writer than Patrick Thomlinson
He doesn’t even realize it’s women doing the old “UGH, I just can’t go ANYWHERE without being hit on! Damn my good looks!” fake complaint for attention. Pig sees it and doesn’t realize they’re taking about reading a book at a bar table and men hitting on them, not pulling up to a busy bar in front of the beer taps and reading a book and getting hit on. Pig goes one step further not reading the situation here and talks about getting bothered typing on a laptop in a noisy bar. If anything people are asking him if anyone is sitting in the chair next to him so they can use it and pull away from pig. Nobody sits at a busy bar with a laptop because any self aware person would know that’s a super douchebag move. Not Pat because he’s retarded.this is a new low for the fat man
Regular, making fun of him: "hey watch this"All the regulars know he is a retard and they ignore and laugh at him when he is not around.
Pat might as well bring his model kit and supplies to the bar and complain that he’s being bothered gluing and painting his Death Star model. It’s just as ridiculous as bringing a laptop, cords, mouse and his other bullshit and sitting right up at a busy bar that already doesn’t sit more than 15 people. His zero self awareness amazes me, he doesn’t realize he looks like the biggest douchebag taking up space AND asking the bar to use their bar outlet which is at the most used to charge someone’s dying phone.Apparently he wants the vibe of sociality but doesn’t want to participate. Typical Parasite Pat, sucking up what other people build and providing nothing in return.
He really is a fucking fat faggot piece of shit fat retarded pigPat might as well bring his model kit and supplies to the bar and complain that he’s being bothered gluing and painting his Death Star model. It’s just as ridiculous as bringing a laptop, cords, mouse and his other bullshit and sitting right up at a busy bar that already doesn’t sit more than 15 people. His zero self awareness amazes me, he doesn’t realize he like the biggest douchebag taking up space AND asking the bar to use their bar outlet which is at the most used to charge someone’s dying phone.
And a better father and less abusive husbandJack Torrance is a better writer than Patrick Thomlinson
He likes to hog on the bartenders tip for free drinks.Way to hog up the bartender's tips.
He wants to be Ernest Hemingway so bad. Except Hemingway woke up at 5am every day and wrote for five hours...sober. He drank after. Not during. You fat nutjob.
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