'I mIsS pAtRiCe' (Patrice O'Neal hate thread)

[ChildSpitTake]

Man shut the fuck up, Patrice's body of work on O&A is unmatched

 

[guest]

Man shut the fuck up, Patrice's body of work on O&A is unmatched

This dude be like:

 

[alkiefuck2]

i still love patrice but the fact he was ok with his "soldier" fucking other guys is beyond cucked, the fact he convinced himself he was ok with it, and could separate it.. i just didn't get
more noticable on tough crowd but he did tend to shout over others, annoyingly

 

[alkiefuck2]

The show constantly regurgitated stuff.

i showed my dick to a retarded girl

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Idk I was listening to his argument with Colin about Tough Crowd and I still laugh at that. Col got under his skin so easily

 

[Sputnik]

He would’ve become a BLM faggot. Enough said.

 

[guest]

He would’ve become a BLM faggot. Enough said.

Exactly.

 

[guest]

He told Anthony he should be put to sleep so he’s A okay in my book.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He told Anthony he should be put to sleep so he’s A okay in my book.

Also made fun of Joseph Cumia

 

[Raymond]

Never liked him, never found him thoughtful. But he was always funny. He'd come up with unique funny expressions, like "She got roller coaster face" for a woman who got punched in the head.

 

[DieNortonDie]

Like @LingerLonger said, it was radio that was not intended to be recorded and archived. Opie encouraged Patrice to tell the same stories again because you don't have the same audience every say, and you want to maximize the frequency of bits that work. This sounds outdated now with podcasts, but it made sense at the time.

Remember when they got Chazz Palminteri to fuck with Vos? A Bronkish Tale? They played the fuck out of that for a week or so. Listening back to old episodes it becomes redundant, but there was no intention for us to go back.

The best way to listen back to how great Patrice was on O&A was the Tribute To Patrice (Erock said he put it together) because it was the best SIXTEEN HOURS that was whittled down from hundreds. Either that, or find clips where something noteworthy happened and Patrice was in at the time. The fact that everything is archived is great, but it doesn't make for a great experience when you're listening to every appearance from 2005 or so.

Nigger it was on siriusxm. They had the same fucking audience every day. Their audience peaked in 2002, they tried to get it high on K-Rock when they had the split show, but it seems like CBS fucked them. After that they had their audience pretty much set in stone with no way of tracking growth. There were no “new people every day” like Opie said. Satellite radio never even tracked ratings in any way. They relied on deals with GM and Ford to have satellite radios in new cars instead of having to mount a unit. Any new listeners satellite got most likely never listened again after their free trial expired. Satellite is kept alive by mechanics and truckers. And now young truckers just use Spotify to listen to Rogan or some sports podcast.

Can’t believe niggas on this site actually think they had a lot of listeners.

 

[guest]

Can’t believe niggas on this site actually think they had a lot of listeners.

If that were true, both of them wouldn't have gotten fired over what amounted to mickey mouse bullshit. SiriusXM just wanted an excuse to not pay them millions anymore because they were phoning it in, the drama, etc. wasn't worth the money especially with the lack of advertisers. You can tell at the end that their ego got in the way and they vastly overestimated their worth to that company. They would openly talk shit about regular radio on the air, and they got dumped by regular radio. When that happened they should have smartened up and realized that they weren't this amazing commodity neck and neck with Howard Stern like they thought they were.

In the real world I have met maybe three people my entire life that know who they were.

 

[DieNortonDie]

If that were true, both of them wouldn't have gotten fired over what amounted to mickey mouse bullshit. SiriusXM just wanted an excuse to not pay them millions anymore because they were phoning it in, the drama, etc. wasn't worth the money especially with the lack of advertisers. You can tell at the end that their ego got in the way and they vastly overestimated their worth to that company. They would openly talk shit about regular radio on the air, and they got dumped by regular radio. When that happened they should have smartened up and realized that they weren't this amazing commodity neck and neck with Howard Stern like they thought they were.

In the real world I have met maybe three people my entire life that know who they were.

I’m from nyc and anyone who remembers them will bring up WNEW. No mention of satellite. Their audience is us. Niche autists and truckers. Any new YouTube hits they get are from people who like bill burr or Louis.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Nigger it was on siriusxm. They had the same fucking audience every day. Their audience peaked in 2002, they tried to get it high on K-Rock when they had the split show, but it seems like CBS fucked them. After that they had their audience pretty much set in stone with no way of tracking growth. There were no “new people every day” like Opie said. Satellite radio never even tracked ratings in any way. They relied on deals with GM and Ford to have satellite radios in new cars instead of having to mount a unit. Any new listeners satellite got most likely never listened again after their free trial expired. Satellite is kept alive by mechanics and truckers. And now young truckers just use Spotify to listen to Rogan or some sports podcast.

Can’t believe niggas on this site actually think they had a lot of listeners.

Nigger, why are you putting me in a position to defend them? I don't like them either.

I'll settle for this: Opie and Patrice still rule, fuck Worm and Nana.

 

[DieNortonDie]

Nigger, why are you putting me in a position to defend them? I don't like them either.

I'll settle for this: Opie and Patrice still rule, fuck Worm and Nana.

Opie isn’t cool. He’s just boring. He doesn’t do anything worth hating because he doesn’t do anything. He’s not a tranny fucker who denies his homosexuality, he’s not a Twitter addicted alcoholic, he doesn’t have a retarded brother who posts about upside down American flags. Opie does nothing but talk into a phone while the sun glares into the camera

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Opie isn’t cool.

He's cooler than Jim "no egg yolks" Norton and Anthony "I fucked a boy with titties" Cumia.

 

[guest]

Opie isn’t cool. He’s just boring. He doesn’t do anything worth hating because he doesn’t do anything. He’s not a tranny fucker who denies his homosexuality, he’s not a Twitter addicted alcoholic, he doesn’t have a retarded brother who posts about upside down American flags. Opie does nothing but talk into a phone while the sun glares into the camera

This...bland, stupid and sensitive. I hate it but its true, he doesn't even have some hang-up like tranny-lust, or pedophilia to make him at least notorious.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

i showed my dick to a retarded girl

I always found it jarring how this guy kept doing his rehearsed stand-up bits while everyone else was telling real stories for the most part.

The worst example is that airplane story where the pilot decides to lift off despite security issues with the plane, resulting in an escalating sequence of problems. Did he?

 

[Renaus]

Any kind of worship is gay but disliking someone because of it is even gayer. Louis CK before his downfall was into a bunch of faggy leftist shit. Producing documentaries about black trannies, his show Louie had a bunch of cuck shit, he was a hilaryfag etc. Despite all his faggotry, he is probably the funniest comedian alive right now.

Patrice wasn't Jesse Lee Peterson but for a black comedian he was quite fair.
"I only thought that he was racist when he apologized"
That was his comment about the Michael Richards situation for fucking sake. The nigga went on national television to defend Don Imus, defended Mel Gibson despite his pack of niggers comment. To reduce him as just a nigger comedian complaining about hwhitepypo is retarded.

 

[guest]

He'd probably say my stance represents "unreasonable White guy"...