Anthony Cumia says big things are coming!

[Rick Roblinson]

Missy's feet down the stairs

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How often do you think people just see Joe Piscopo pumping gas, picking up dog shit or grabbing a bag of beef jerky in a full tuxedo?

I'm still chuckling thinking about Joe Piscopo doing regular shit in a tuxedo.

"Ah, Christ. I got wiper fluid on my tux!"

"I spent 2 hours behind the washing machine and still don't know what's wrong with it. Lost a button. Fuck."

Do you think he's ever been in serious danger because he just approaches groups of bums huddled over burn barrels in a tuxedo and starts trying to sing with them?

"I slipped in mud or shit or something cutting a trail outta there. My poor wingtips. Those cats did not want to sing doo wop with me. Probably thought I was jive because of the duds."

 

[RoTheHo69]

I'm still chuckling thinking about Joe Piscopo doing regular shit in a tuxedo.

"Ah, Christ. I got wiper fluid on my tux!"

"I spent 2 hours behind the washing machine and still don't know what's wrong with it. Lost a button. Fuck."

Do you think he's ever been in serious danger because he just approaches groups of bums huddled over burn barrels in a tuxedo and starts trying to sing with them?

"I slipped in mud or shit or something cutting a trail outta there. My poor wingtips. Those cats did not want to sing doo wop with me. Probably thought I was jive because of the duds."

This is classic shit.

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

Nana wins

 

[Turry]

Burger King employees required to tell customers ‘You rule,’ give them crowns

“You rule” has been the decades-long tagline on Burger King’s advertising campaigns.

nypost.com

Am I wrong to get it in my head that that fucking guy wants to fight me? Because I take this shit as not only an insult, but a personal fucking threat.

They can't fight. They can barely walk

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Sue Lighting is pricing out new tits…Joe Cumia is looking at new Chinese guitars to buy… Opie is seething… everything is coming up Cumia and you HATE that’s.

 

[DMbA]

The big announcement: the Anthony Cumia show, no boss no management etc

You get the idea

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Son of a fucking WHORE.

I just looked it up. They are supposed to give me a FREE FUCKING CROWN, REGARDLESS OF AGE, LOOK ME IN MY FUCKING EYE AND ENTHUSIASTICALLY SAY THE WORDS "YOU RULE!" TO ME.

I'm going to make it my life's fucking work to get that Burger King shut down. Why the fuck would he lie to me? WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE LIE TO ME?? FUCKING SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKER HOARDING THE FUCKING CARDBOARD CROWNS FOR HIMSELF?

I seriously want to fucking go there right now and demand answers from that piece of shit but I honestly don't trust myself to not throw the prick around or give him an open hand across his stinking fucking mustache.

YOU FUCK ME I FUCK YOU BLOODY

 

[Turry]

 

[nasty twp]

Here she is, boys!
Here she is, world!
Here’s ANTH….

Mama's talkin' loud.
Mama's doin' fine.
Mama's gettin' hot.
Mama's goin' stong.
Mama's movin' on.
Mama's all alone.
Mama doesn't care.
Mama's lettin' loose.
Mama's got the stuff.
Mama's lettin' go

 

[TravisPickle]

Opie, Kevin Brennan, Chad Zumock, Dan Mullen and Owen himself absolutely BTFO beyond all recognition.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In 2 hours I will have my crown. Or else.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I will claim my crown... with extreme prejudice.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I will claim my crown... with extreme prejudice.

I would say post a picture as proof but, I don’t need to see some street shitter mounting you. Nobody needs to see that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I would say post a picture as proof but, I don’t need to see some street shitter mounting you. Nobody needs to see that.

I'm going to Burger King. And Hell's coming with me.

 

[nasty twp]

Do BK still cook their chips in that weird floury battery stuff? They're really different to McDonald's or other fast food chains.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I'm going to Burger King. And Hell's coming with me.

Well of course it’s coming with you. All unrepentant fags burn in hell.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Do BK still cook their chips in that weird floury battery stuff? They're really different to McDonald's or other fast food chains.

All I know is they have the shittiest onion rings in the game.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Abe getting banned from BK for asking the guy for extra buns and secret sauce while
not breaking eye contact and licking his lips.

 

[Guest]

I'm happy for Ant. But this should show him that the 10+ years at compound were a complete waste of time and ruined his career. After getting fired from xm he should have just sat out for a bit and then taken another radio job.

Unfortunately I still see Ant blowing this opportunity by posting something racist on Twitter and getting himself fired.