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Missy's feet down the stairs
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Anthony Cumia says big things are coming!
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I'm still chuckling thinking about Joe Piscopo doing regular shit in a tuxedo.
"Ah, Christ. I got wiper fluid on my tux!"
"I spent 2 hours behind the washing machine and still don't know what's wrong with it. Lost a button. Fuck."
Do you think he's ever been in serious danger because he just approaches groups of bums huddled over burn barrels in a tuxedo and starts trying to sing with them?
"I slipped in mud or shit or something cutting a trail outta there. My poor wingtips. Those cats did not want to sing doo wop with me. Probably thought I was jive because of the duds."
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This is classic shit.
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Nana wins 
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They can't fight. They can barely walk
Burger King employees required to tell customers ‘You rule,’ give them crowns
“You rule” has been the decades-long tagline on Burger King’s advertising campaigns.nypost.com
Am I wrong to get it in my head that that fucking guy wants to fight me? Because I take this shit as not only an insult, but a personal fucking threat.
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Sue Lighting is pricing out new tits…Joe Cumia is looking at new Chinese guitars to buy… Opie is seething… everything is coming up Cumia and you HATE that’s.
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Here she is, boys!
Mama's talkin' loud. 
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Opie, Kevin Brennan, Chad Zumock, Dan Mullen and Owen himself absolutely BTFO beyond all recognition.
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In 2 hours I will have my crown. Or else.
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I will claim my crown... with extreme prejudice.
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I would say post a picture as proof but, I don’t need to see some street shitter mounting you. Nobody needs to see that.
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I'm going to Burger King. And Hell's coming with me.
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Well of course it’s coming with you. All unrepentant fags burn in hell.
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All I know is they have the shittiest onion rings in the game.
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Abe getting banned from BK for asking the guy for extra buns and secret sauce while
not breaking eye contact and licking his lips.
not breaking eye contact and licking his lips.
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I'm happy for Ant. But this should show him that the 10+ years at compound were a complete waste of time and ruined his career. After getting fired from xm he should have just sat out for a bit and then taken another radio job.
Unfortunately I still see Ant blowing this opportunity by posting something racist on Twitter and getting himself fired.
Unfortunately I still see Ant blowing this opportunity by posting something racist on Twitter and getting himself fired.