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My brother worked at BK a total of one night. He’s not the physical labor type of person. Give em hell Abe, don’t get yourself arrestedWell of course it’s coming with you. All unrepentant fags burn in hell.
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My brother worked at BK a total of one night. He’s not the physical labor type of person. Give em hell Abe, don’t get yourself arrestedWell of course it’s coming with you. All unrepentant fags burn in hell.
Why? He fucks children.I'm happy for Ant.
Poor Abe. The Indian lied to him. You can only ever be a queen.I am officially The Burger King. I rule. The bitch told me so. I'm still gonna go back in periodically wearing my crown until I see that piece of shit who denied me me birthright and I'm going to make him kiss my boots and then wash the spot he kissed.
Great job Abe. I’m glad you didn’t get arrested. I would not eat there anymore though. You should not eat it regardless. BK is grossI am officially The Burger King. I rule. The bitch told me so. I'm still gonna go back in periodically wearing my crown until I see that piece of shit who denied me me birthright and I'm going to make him kiss my boots and then wash the spot he kissed.
SILENCE, PEON!Poor Abe. The Indian lied to him. You can only ever be a queen.
Is that what the Indian said while he consensually penetrated your mouth?SILENCE, PEON!
I'm not taking this shit as long as I don the crown. A CARCRASH UNTO YOU, PEOOOON!Is that what the Indian said while he consensually penetrated your mouth?
We’re all well aware that princess’ and queens wear crowns Abe. Doesn’t mean they are to be respected.I'm not taking this shit as long as I don the crown. A CARCRASH UNTO YOU, PEOOOON!
I WILL HAVE YOU TORTURED BY MY ASIAN DUNGEON MASTER, PEOOOOOONNNN!!We’re all well aware that princess’ and queens wear crowns Abe. Doesn’t mean they are to be respected.
I WILL HAVE YOU TORTURED BY MY ASIAN MALE “DUNGEON MASTER”, PEOOOOOONNNN!!
Nana may believe that, but as soon as he starts ranting, it's obvious how he simply isn't a serious, credible person, and he's just parroting things he read online. He has nothing compelling or noteworthy to say. An hour into his show and he was riffing on cum in hot tubs.does he actually think he's gonna be an important rightwing voice? like he's thinking oh donald and elon are gonna invite me to the WH and let me make policy decisions?
And who gives a shit about radio syndication, it’s 2025. Congratulations to everyone in Joplin, Missouri, you can now hear Anthony Who?mia on your AM radio.Nana's trying to make it sound like he's getting syndicated because his first show was that amazing. The fucking syndication company's owned by the same guy who owns WABC. It's pretty transparant that he wanted this show to fill the least desirable time slot in all his stations and he planned this 'spontaneous' syndication out ahead of time to get the most media buzz for it without actually having to pay money for advertizing.
"People only recognize you when someone says 'Opie.' That's a damn shame. You're not even your own man."
He’s the King, no need for friendsHow comes the actual Burger King doesn’t have friends or associates or even an enemy like Ronald McDonald? What’s that about? No man is an island.
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