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Anthony Cumia says big things are coming!

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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I forgot to crop that bottom tweet out, no big deal.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Ain't no such thing as half-fucked butts
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How the fuck does one even get a Burger King crown? I always assumed you just asked for one. I asked for one at my local BK one time and the Indian cocksucker acted like he didn't know what I was talking about and then told me they didn't have them. I honestly should've beat him within an inch of his life.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Ain't no such thing as half-fucked butts
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How the fuck does one even get a Burger King crown? I always assumed you just asked for one. I asked for one at my local BK one time and the Indian cocksucker acted like he didn't know what I was talking about and then told me they didn't have them. I honestly should've beat him within an inch of his life.
Son of a fucking WHORE.

I just looked it up. They are supposed to give me a FREE FUCKING CROWN, REGARDLESS OF AGE, LOOK ME IN MY FUCKING EYE AND ENTHUSIASTICALLY SAY THE WORDS "YOU RULE!" TO ME.

I'm going to make it my life's fucking work to get that Burger King shut down. Why the fuck would he lie to me? WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE LIE TO ME?? FUCKING SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKER HOARDING THE FUCKING CARDBOARD CROWNS FOR HIMSELF?

I seriously want to fucking go there right now and demand answers from that piece of shit but I honestly don't trust myself to not throw the prick around or give him an open hand across his stinking fucking mustache.
 

RoTheHo69

BROTHER JOE ENTERTAINMENT - BOOKING
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Son of a fucking WHORE.

I just looked it up. They are supposed to give me a FREE FUCKING CROWN, REGARDLESS OF AGE, LOOK ME IN MY FUCKING EYE AND ENTHUSIASTICALLY SAY THE WORDS "YOU RULE!" TO ME.

I'm going to make it my life's fucking work to get that Burger King shut down. Why the fuck would he lie to me? WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE LIE TO ME?? FUCKING SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKER HOARDING THE FUCKING CARDBOARD CROWNS FOR HIMSELF?

I seriously want to fucking go there right now and demand answers from that piece of shit but I honestly don't trust myself to not throw the prick around or give him an open hand across his stinking fucking mustache.
You gonna take that shit? That's how the pajeet laughs.
 

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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Son of a fucking WHORE.

I just looked it up. They are supposed to give me a FREE FUCKING CROWN, REGARDLESS OF AGE, LOOK ME IN MY FUCKING EYE AND ENTHUSIASTICALLY SAY THE WORDS "YOU RULE!" TO ME.

I'm going to make it my life's fucking work to get that Burger King shut down. Why the fuck would he lie to me? WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE LIE TO ME?? FUCKING SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKER HOARDING THE FUCKING CARDBOARD CROWNS FOR HIMSELF?

I seriously want to fucking go there right now and demand answers from that piece of shit but I honestly don't trust myself to not throw the prick around or give him an open hand across his stinking fucking mustache.
When Abe was old and demented staring into space guess what his family said

YOU DROOL!
 

kingship75

My huge-cocked pal stole my wife and PUPPIES!
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Son of a fucking WHORE.

I just looked it up. They are supposed to give me a FREE FUCKING CROWN, REGARDLESS OF AGE, LOOK ME IN MY FUCKING EYE AND ENTHUSIASTICALLY SAY THE WORDS "YOU RULE!" TO ME.

I'm going to make it my life's fucking work to get that Burger King shut down. Why the fuck would he lie to me? WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE LIE TO ME?? FUCKING SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKER HOARDING THE FUCKING CARDBOARD CROWNS FOR HIMSELF?

I seriously want to fucking go there right now and demand answers from that piece of shit but I honestly don't trust myself to not throw the prick around or give him an open hand across his stinking fucking mustache.
Make Canada Great Again, Abe.
 
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