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Anthony Cumia says big things are coming!

lowend73

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How the fuck does one even get a Burger King crown? I always assumed you just asked for one. I asked for one at my local BK one time and the Indian cocksucker acted like he didn't know what I was talking about and then told me they didn't have them. I honestly should've beat him within an inch of his life.
They usually keep them by the trash cans. You must be going to a ratchet BK. Plus, the Indian dude was flexing on you
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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They usually keep them by the trash cans. You must be going to a ratchet BK. Plus, the Indian dude was flexing on you
It is a shithole. There's only like two tables in the place too. They're definitely not anywhere you can just grab them yourself otherwise I'd just take ghe whole stack. Which is perhaps the issue. Some like-mided king already took them all.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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He basically told you to fuck off Abe. A man such as yourself should not take this slight towards you. You think Marlon Brando would be happy seeing his dear friend treated like this?
I'm going to rectify this shit tomorrow or until I see that son of a bitch in there again. I'm too fired up right now. I will leave that shithole a king.
 

RoTheHo69

BROTHER JOE ENTERTAINMENT - BOOKING
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Fawkin logo is good mothafuckaaa
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RoTheHo69

BROTHER JOE ENTERTAINMENT - BOOKING
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Legendary air personality Cousin Brucie (Bruce Morrow) is back where he belongs — spinning the hits each week for four hours!
Cousin Brucie exploded on the music scene just as rock and roll music was becoming popular and a few years ahead of the British Invasion that brought America The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, and more.









Brucie and Ed Sullivan introduced The Beatles at the famous Shea Stadium concert on August 15, 1965!
Cousin Brucie is a legend and most importantly he hosts the best, high-energy music party each week: Cousin Brucie’s Rock & Roll Party!
Four (4) Hours Saturday 6:00 PM – 10:00 PM ET
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Ain't no such thing as half-fucked butts
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Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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nasty twp

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How the fuck does one even get a Burger King crown? I always assumed you just asked for one. I asked for one at my local BK one time and the Indian cocksucker acted like he didn't know what I was talking about and then told me they didn't have them. I honestly should've beat him within an inch of his life.

Hey Mary J, what's in the new Royal Crispy Wrap? Sing us the jingle Ho

 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
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lowend73

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Legendary air personality Cousin Brucie (Bruce Morrow) is back where he belongs — spinning the hits each week for four hours!
Cousin Brucie exploded on the music scene just as rock and roll music was becoming popular and a few years ahead of the British Invasion that brought America The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, and more.









Brucie and Ed Sullivan introduced The Beatles at the famous Shea Stadium concert on August 15, 1965!
Cousin Brucie is a legend and most importantly he hosts the best, high-energy music party each week: Cousin Brucie’s Rock & Roll Party!
Four (4) Hours Saturday 6:00 PM – 10:00 PM ET
Network Inventory: Three (3) Minutes per Hour

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If I was him, I would just play old tapes of myself. The old people won’t notice the difference. Is Anthony getting syndicated?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Maybe next time you can get a Whopper and a tiara because you’re a queen.
Get all your little barbs out while you can because when I'm King I'm going to have you fucking beheaded. Literally decapitated and not in minecraft at all, but real life. You can't even behead people in minecraft.
 
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