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Not many players in history that I would take in an important at bat over a pissed off Bryce Harper.
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Fawkin brutal *sniff*
And you wonder why these guys cant perform in the clutch
This is the kind of pussy half a billion dollars gets ya
Choke of the decade
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Their pregame routine:
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Yes have a "hot trophy wife" who contributes absolutely nothing and just spends your money while taking selfies for Instagram on every outing you have. Then she'll take half of your money when she's bored and picks a fight that'll cause a divorce in which the court will be in favor for her.
Gassers alt?Is this a gassers alt?
Yes, the woman you parade around in public when you’re worth 100 mill + is a reflection of your self esteem, bryce and trea and kyle were probably dorks in highschool, never had game, and that’s why they can’t hit in the clutch
Money doesnt make you a chad all of a sudden
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Yes have a "hot trophy wife" who contributes absolutely nothing and just spends your money while taking selfies for Instagram on every outing you have. Then she'll take half of your money when she's bored and picks a fight that'll cause a divorce in which the court will be in favor for her.
It's neat to see 2 different teams in the championship this year. Not the usual contenders.Fawwwwk yeah go dbacks!!! If only we could steal another world series from jew York again
Gassers alt?
Your account is from 2023. So who's alt are you?
Yes Jeter has a hot wife who will end up divorcing him in time and getting a payday.
I bet you think dudes with lifted trucks and Harley Davidsons have high self esteem too, since they're seeking attention, just like a dude trying to show off how HOT his layabout wife is.
You don't need skill to get a hot girl. You simply need money. Skill? Lol!Linger longer, dummy.
That’s his girlfriend. The only one who mentioned marriage here is you
Jeter would go balls deep in mariah carey and co after the game while schwarber is stuck with that hambeast
No, because you don’t need any skill to get a harley or lifted truck
You need skill to get a hot girl
Every guy is conscious of the girl he’s with in public, and when you see a guy on the street holding hands with a fat lummox you think he’s a total loser.
These are the undeniable #factsoflife
Not sure why you hate hot women so much, they’re god’s gift.
Channel some of the resentment towards ugly entitled cunts that think they’re hot shit because some stupid ballplayer tolerates her
I wouldn't call it a "skill" but often times my schedules clash with 9/10's and I'm a broke loser who's lifes falling apart. Being 6 ft 1 helps big time. The other night I was fucking this girl in the ass while my friend was filming with a camcorder in the closet, she dropped a load on the bed and we all started puking.You don't need skill to get a hot girl. You simply need money. Skill? Lol!
Get real. I love you too much to want to punch you in the nose.
Arizona has a really good young core. I can see them being a serious contender for the next 4-5 seasons. That kid Carroll is going to be a superstar.Fawwwwk yeah go dbacks!!! If only we could steal another world series from jew York again
To be clear, I'm being unironic. I think she's quite pretty and was a gymnast in college. Vurry attractive. The fact you guys think she isn't is suspectTrea's wife is quite attractive, you rascal
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