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2023 Onaforums Baseball Thread

NortheastPhilly

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Nats are going to be shit for at least 3 more years and they have the balls to still charge full price for tickets to watch minor leaguers. Fuck them, this will be the first opening day I don’t go to in a decade and I can walk to the stadium from my house.
I always crack up at Patrick Corbins Win-Loss statline

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NortheastPhilly

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His contract doesn’t even bother me, it was a necessary evil for the ring so it was worth it. Only a moron would have extended delicate ass Strasburg though. It would have been so easy to put a statue of him up and let him walk.
Theres something admirable about flirting with 20 losses for years on end. From March to October you have to take the ball every 5 days, get shelled, and just wear it.
Gotta have some moxie
 
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