WWAW some idiot jumping off a cruise ship and then being eaten alive by sharks

[NoBacon]

Won’t see him no more

 

[Jenna]

Don't sharks hate the taste of human meat? That's what I already heard. The whole Bethany Hamilton shit, they'll bite your arm off and then go "yuck, this doesn't taste like seal" as they swim away. So if they rip off an arm or leg you can survive but if they get a nice big bite of torso you'll pretty much fucked.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Don't sharks hate the taste of human meat? That's what I already heard. The whole Bethany Hamilton shit, they'll bite your arm off and then go "yuck, this doesn't taste like seal" as they swim away. So if they rip off an arm or leg you can survive but if they get a nice big bite of torso you'll pretty much fucked.

If what my 5 seconds of research says is true, I think the area was infested with bull sharks and tiger sharks, the latter of which is considered the garbage disposal of the sea. I don’t think they care about taste all that much

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

The thing about swimming toward a life preserver is you have to SEE the life preserver. I doubt the kid knew what direction it was in the pitch black ocean, even if it was only 20 feet away.

Agreed there's a bunch of cell phone video of kids shouting "Do it," and if that footage gets out, the kids' lives will be ruined for 15 internet minutes.

 

[medium wyzzz]

Idgaf

 

[Harry Powell]

Finally! I wasn’t sure how to feel until Wyzzz weighed in.

Idgaf

 

[DMbN]

In all seriousness, what a tragedy! A young life was lost in vain, all because no one in that video was capable of saying: "Is anybody here a marine biologist?"

I would've counter it by asking do anyone remember laughter, so he was pretty much doomed

 

[DMbN]

If there was a shark and he saw it and swam away from the preserver because of it, would he not be screaming “shark” and freaking out?

He did a whole monologue about how it has lifeless eyes, like a dolls eyes but the camera man fell out of the closet and the tape broke

 

[guest]

Anyone else hoping it was JoeH?

Give it a month or two. There will be a lot of these stories involving people who see the Brother Joe Solo Show