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I'm sorry that's terribleIt looked like it and it’s already all over the news according to @LingerLonger
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I'm sorry that's terribleIt looked like it and it’s already all over the news according to @LingerLonger
He was very badly ate, you see.I'm sorry that's terrible
That's orcasSharks are the niggers of the sea
It would have been better if his entire family was eaten by sharks. What a horrendous clutch of yids. Faggots doing stupid shit then suing has ruined society. They should be put to deathDozens filmed it. They just don't want to to go jail for being an accessory to manslaughter. He told everyone he was jumping and his friends all had their phones out. Another person saw people taking out their phones and recording something so he took his out and recorded it right after the dude had jumped. I would bet that at least a dozen people got the entire thing on clear video from start to finish but are being told by their families or lawyers to go silent.
The family of this retard already hired lawyers and are telling the media to refer to him as "falling off of a ship" not "jumping". They want that sweet lawsuit money. So they are trying to set things up using the media already.
And you guys must be blind, you can see two sharks in the video, one swims towards him after making an 'L' turn, and other swims underneath him when he starts moving away from the life preserver. The entire water around that ship probably had 50-100 large sharks including ones that are in the 10-15 range. No one would last more than a minute in that water.
Mirror:The pages down did he actually get eaten by sharks?
It absolutely looks like a wave from the ship. I guarantee we will get more footage at some point. In the video it looks like he just slowly sinks - hypothermia? Way too wasted?Mirror:
Kinda looks like a wave, but isn't that even worse? Retard's just sitting there doggy paddling as the cruise ship lights slowly disappear from view…
Yeah I'm sure all the people there saying it was sharks were wrong and he succumbed to hypothermia within 20 seconds in the Caribbean in summerIt absolutely looks like a wave from the ship. I guarantee we will get more footage at some point. In the video it looks like he just slowly sinks - hypothermia? Way too wasted?
A shark pulling him down would be more violent. I’m pretty sure LingerLonger is the one who is blind.
Yeah, the water in the Caribbean is 98* in the summer, retardYeah I'm sure all the people there saying it was sharks were wrong and he succumbed to hypothermia within 20 seconds in the Caribbean in summer
Yeah, the water in the Caribbean is 98* in the summer, retard
Well even if the boat said cya and kept going, he could've swam towards that life preserver it wouldn't go with the boat. Or was it on a string I dunnoI hate to be the bearer of bad news but he wasn't eaten by sharks immediately after jumping. That's just some stupid shit being shared after this. He did jump like a moron. I don't get how he just jumped thinking he was gonna get lifted out so easily. Like, the boat was moving at like 20mph or whatever. The best part is the life saver that was like 20 feet away and people were screaming to get to it like he's gonna swim against the current and catch up to it. It was probably a slow awful death. I'm guessing he ran out of stamina and just drowned.
It looks like he just past away from view. Keep in mind that it's the middle of the night and the only lights pointing at him are shitty cellphone ones. You wouldn't see shit 30 feet away from the ship.Yeah I'm sure all the people there saying it was sharks were wrong and he succumbed to hypothermia within 20 seconds in the Caribbean in summer
Nice death, stupid.
Right? All you need to do is go on a cruise ship and look down at the water at night to understand how fucking dangerous it is. You might be better off floating in fucking outer space than floating in the water. Especially at night.It looks like he just past away from view. Keep in mind that it's the middle of the night and the only lights pointing at him are shitty cellphone ones. You wouldn't see shit 30 feet away from the ship.
Imagine bobbing there watching the lights of the ship drift off into the distance as total darkness envelopes you. Nice death, stupid.
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