WWAW some idiot jumping off a cruise ship and then being eaten alive by sharks

[LingerLonger]

Kinda looks like a wave, but isn't that even worse? Retard's just sitting there doggy paddling as the cruise ship lights slowly disappear from view…

The ship wasn't moving supposedly as they had stopped cruising for the night. So the reason he vanishes is that he goes under the water or swims under the ship. But this was a tall ship not a giant cruise ship so he shouldn't really be sucked in so rapidly. The owner of the ship already told the media it was 'shark infested waters'. Family is just in denial.

Yeah? "Probably" had 50-100 large sharks? Are you a faggot marine biologist?

No. I went on one of those 'booze cruises' once in the same area. Some guy dropped a camera under the boat at night, and showed everyone the footage, and there were about 100 sharks that were just swimming back and forth waiting for someone to throw trash for them to eat. Apparently people throw so much food and bait that every single boat in that area attracts sharks.

This was around the time that movie 'Open Water' came out. About the couple who got left in the ocean from their scuba diving charter. They probably got ripped to shreds or purposefully drowned themselves.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

If it wasn't sharks couldn't they have just stopped the boat and signalled to the guy using lights and shouting? How hard is it to swim a couple of hundred meters?

 

[guest]

Whooooooooooo
Lives in a body bag under the sea?
CAMERON ROBBINS

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

couldn't they have just stopped the boat

Boats don't have brakes, it might take miles for something as massive as a cruise ship to stop moving.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

How hard is it to swim a couple of hundred meters?

Most people that consider themselves in shape, couldnt swim 100 meters in a swimming pool without stopping, let alone while blackout drunk and clothed in the open sea.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Boats don't have brakes, it might take miles for something as massive as a cruise ship to stop moving.

Perhaps an anchor would be in order.

 

[aRTie02150]

Most people that consider themselves in shape, couldnt swim 100 meters in a swimming pool without stopping, let alone while blackout drunk and clothed in the open sea.

At night.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Most people that consider themselves in shape, couldnt swim 100 meters in a swimming pool without stopping,

Perhaps a short rest would be in order.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Perhaps an anchor would be in order.

Anchors are for keeping an already-stopped boat from moving, dropping one while the ship is still at cruising speed would mean losing the anchor and possibly damaging the ship from the shock when the anchor bites or the chain gives.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Anchors are for keeping an already-stopped boat from moving, dropping one while the ship is still at cruising speed would mean losing the anchor and possibly damaging the ship from the shock when the anchor bites or the chain gives.

What about just putting the thing into reverse?

 

[aRTie02150]

What about just putting the thing into reverse?

That's how you stop a regular boat quicky. Sure it works the same.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What about just putting the thing into reverse?

I'm a fuckin idiot. I'm a fuckin idiot. I'm a fuckin idiot! Fuckin idiot! Fuckin idiot!

 

[Harry Powell]

What about just putting the thing into reverse?

Suck the dude into the prop?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Suck the dude

prop

 

[turdcutter]

An inside source who caught it all on camera told me he was decapitated by a 25 foot great white shark. Then five tiger sharks fought over his torso. Blood everywhere. It was a horrific scene and the kid screamed until the initial beheading.

 

[LingerLonger]

Boats don't have brakes, it might take miles for something as massive as a cruise ship to stop moving.

It was a small sailing ship that he was on going at slow speeds. Here's the ship this kid jumped from, in front of a cruise ship for scale.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

It was a small sailing ship that he was on going at slow speeds. Here's the ship this kid jumped from, in front of a cruise ship for scale.

Exactly.

It's a sailing ship, so just put the sails on backwards.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I just realized this wasn't a Carnival Cruise ship but some shitty birthday tour ship. It's super small compared to a cruise ship and the ship could have turned around to find him. Not sure if that would have helped but it sounds like they just sent out a search crew. Still a retarded move.

 

[Not bad]

I hope there was a lot of screaming and hollerin'.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I hope there was a lot of screaming and hollerin'.

The waitress had just delivered the bomb, the Vegas bomb.