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Would you ever hook up with a Middle Eastern woman?

Libby Son Of Loin

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aRTie02150 said:
Yeah I have a feeling I'd taken into custody right when I land in Abu Dhabi due to illicit texts or some shit and find out she's related to someone important.

I didn't think much about that headscarf moment until I brought it up and it's killing me. I'm gonna ask her if she remembers that shit because I bet she does. It was her first time "doing drugs" and nobody forgets that shit. Especially an Arab woman who wears a damn headscarf. Let her have a nice laugh at my expense.

Jesus she even kept the scarf off and sat with her head on my damn shoulder now that I remember it.

I really need to stop remembering my worst moments...
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Nigga how stoned were you? She spent the past 5 years wondering what the fuck was wrong with her when you were being a total faggot
 
Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

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Bubbler said:
This may sound weird, but it works...

Make a video of you cumming into a paper towel while moaning her name.

Send it randomly.

I did this to a girl I was dating while I knew she was at work. It drove her so crazy that she had to run out to her car to masterbate.

Once you have her in a tizy offer to pay for her ticket here.
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what happened with the paper towel afterwards?
 
aRTie02150

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Danny's Stock Compensator said:
Nigga how stoned were you? She spent the past 5 years wondering what the fuck was wrong with her when you were being a total faggot
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I didn't really get all that stoned, but she definitely was. Trust me, I feel like such a faggot for not picking up on her signs. Usually they're a little more clear with their signs, like accidentally showing a tit.

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Just say you're jacking off to it
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Guilty. It was hard not to!
 
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HeyItsVos said:
Artie, I like you and I wish you nothing but luck with this girl, but if you don’t post a pic of her pussy, asshole, or feet in the next 12 hours I’m going to scream. I’m sick of clicking on this thread every time I see some new comments and finding nothing.
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Feet?! I am not asking her to send me feet photos as feet are disgusting and I'm not looking like a weirdo.

She does have some sexy hands though. I can picture her jerking me off with both hands because my pecka is larger than average and she told me she'd use both!
 
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aRTie02150 said:
Feet?! I am not asking her to send me feet photos as feet are disgusting and I'm not looking like a weirdo.

She does have some sexy hands though. I can picture her jerking me off with both hands because my pecka is larger than average and she told me she'd use both!
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Can you please FUCKING comply with my request for a quick sketch and quit being a MOTHERFUCKING tease
 
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Harry Kilmer said:
Can you please FUCKING comply with my request for a quick sketch and quit being a MOTHERFUCKING tease
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I'm going to work on it. I need her to send an image and I need to not close out the conversation until she's sleeping and I'm able to replay it multiple times without it being obvious that I'm going something weird.

She replayed a video of my cock and I'm wondering if she's tracing me too!

Is she on some Middle Eastern forum showing others right now as we speak? Who knows.
 
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aRTie02150 said:
I'm going to work on it. I need her to send an image and I need to not close out the conversation until she's sleeping and I'm able to replay it multiple times without it being obvious that I'm going something weird.

She replayed a video of my cock and I'm wondering if she's tracing me too!

Is she on some Middle Eastern forum showing others right now as we speak? Who knows.
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Just go from memory on a piece of scratch paper with a pen brotherman
 
Libby Son Of Loin

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aRTie02150 said:
Feet?! I am not asking her to send me feet photos as feet are disgusting and I'm not looking like a weirdo.

She does have some sexy hands though. I can picture her jerking me off with both hands because my pecka is larger than average and she told me she'd use both!
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Just draw a rough size of her head, and then the boobs in comparison, we can imagine the rest.
 
Lamont & Tonelli

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Search "how to take a screenshot on (your phone)" on your favorite data-harvesting service, follow those instructions. It's 'power+volume down' on my phone, should be something similar for yours, but it might be tricky to time properly, so you'll want to practice.
 
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Lamont & Tonelli said:
Search "how to take a screenshot on (your phone)" on your favorite data-harvesting service, follow those instructions. It's 'power+volume down' on my phone, should be something similar for yours, but it might be tricky to time properly, so you'll want to practice.
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I know how to screenshot. The issue is with Snapchat it informs the other party that you took one.

It's a tough one man.
 
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