Would you ever hook up with a Middle Eastern woman?

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Yeah I have a feeling I'd taken into custody right when I land in Abu Dhabi due to illicit texts or some shit and find out she's related to someone important.

I didn't think much about that headscarf moment until I brought it up and it's killing me. I'm gonna ask her if she remembers that shit because I bet she does. It was her first time "doing drugs" and nobody forgets that shit. Especially an Arab woman who wears a damn headscarf. Let her have a nice laugh at my expense.

Jesus she even kept the scarf off and sat with her head on my damn shoulder now that I remember it.

I really need to stop remembering my worst moments...

The past has passed, the future is now. Keep your eyes forward and focus in on the beefers.

 

[guest]

This may sound weird, but it works...

Make a video of you cumming into a paper towel while moaning her name.

Send it randomly.

I did this to a girl I was dating while I knew she was at work. It drove her so crazy that she had to run out to her car to masterbate.

Once you have her in a tizy offer to pay for her ticket here.

 

[Harry Powell]

I immediately thought about that and realized I don't have my old phone anymore.

Bout to get me a disposable camera.

Nigga use ur computer webcam or your iPad. No excuses. We need to see those titties

 

[aRTie02150]

Nigga use ur computer webcam or your iPad. No excuses. We need to see those titties

Who has a computer let alone a webcam these days?

Ipad? Anthony never sent me one.

 

[WhereWeAt]

Yeah I fucked one. She was cool. But her famkly were like 5'2" so didnt want small genes in my family.

I figure between 6'0 and 5'2 genes, you'd arrive at an acceptable middle ground

 

[WhereWeAt]

The only girl I've fucked longer than my wife is a Persian chick. HUGE titties, shapely body, pretty face. Would have married her, but she was always too fucking coy around me.

She'd fuck every which way til Ramadan, but when it came to talking about serious stuff like marriage, she got shy so we never got to that point.

Now she's married to a guy who slaps her around when he's drunk. Nice choices, stupid.

Sounds like she upgraded

 

[aRTie02150]

This may sound weird, but I works...

Make a video of you cumming into a paper towel while moaning her name.

Send it randomly.

I did this to a girl I was dating while I knew she was at work. It drove her so crazy that she had to run out to her car to masterbate.

Once you have her in a tizy offer to pay for her ticket here.

She hits me up earlier saying good morning as she's rubbing her pussy. I didn't even ask for anything!

I did rub one out to it though. I don't even think I need to offer to pay, she's got money. She showed me some of her interior decor randomly and she lives in luxury.

She's well aware that I don't have money seeing as she came over my old empty apartment years ago as I drove my shitty Ford at the time.

She did ask about my living situation and I mentioned that I'm not longer in a run down 1 br empty apartment but rather a 2 BR empty condominium. She doesn't seem to care and it's really concerning me.

I think she just wants out of the Arab world and I'm the perfect sucker. Even if it was some sort of paid arrangement to get her citizenship I wouldn't care. I'd take the money in an instant.

 

[guest]

Whatever it is just keep it going.

This type of shit is exciting and doesn't happen to everyone. Enjoy and keep us posted!

 

[Harry Powell]

She hits me up earlier saying good morning as she's rubbing her pussy. I didn't even ask for anything!

I did rub one out to it though. I don't even think I need to offer to pay, she's got money. She showed me some of her interior decor randomly and she lives in luxury.

She's well aware that I don't have money seeing as she came over my old empty apartment years ago as I drove my shitty Ford at the time.

She did ask about my living situation and I mentioned that I'm not longer in a run down 1 br empty apartment but rather a 2 BR empty condominium. She doesn't seem to care and it's really concerning me.

I think she just wants out of the Arab world and I'm the perfect sucker. Even if it was some sort of paid arrangement to get her citizenship I wouldn't care. I'd take the money in an instant.

Next time she snaps put a piece of paper over the screen and trace the image then, since you can’t get us pics

 

[aRTie02150]

Next time she snaps put a piece of paper over the screen and trace the image then, since you can’t get us pics

Fawkin brilliant

 

[Not bad]

First thing she sends me when she woke up is of her tits under her blankets and flipping the camera where she's sucking her finger.

40 mins later it's one with a caption "off to work" and she's behind the wheel of a new Porsche.

I drive a fucking Honda and eat cheese and crackers for dinner on occasion.

What the fuck am I getting myself into...

WWAWD pics dough? Don't leave us hanging.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Simple. It's difficult to describe to someone who hasn't visited the gulf states just how weird and repressed it is out there. At least in public. She got a taste of American decadence and is thirsty for more. If she tried what she's doing with you with a local, she could easily end up getting lashed or worse. You can bet she's frigging herself stupid over the picture of your dumb dick

I immediately thought about that and realized I don't have my old phone anymore.

Bout to get me a disposable camera.

Mail us all Polaroids so it doesn’t take as long.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I really need to stop remembering my worst moments...

Budday, if I had a nickel for every blatant opportunity I fucked up and realized much later... I wouldn't be a rich man, but I'd have enough for at least a nice lunch.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This may sound weird, but I works...

Make a video of you cumming into a paper towel while moaning her name.

Send it randomly.

I did this to a girl I was dating while I knew she was at work. It drove her so crazy that she had to run out to her car to masterbate.

Once you have her in a tizy offer to pay for her ticket here.

Ribs shattering, let’s go to the fawkin phones. MOONNGGGOOO! “So this exact same thing happened to me except…”

 

[guest]

I immediately thought about that and realized I don't have my old phone anymore.

Bout to get me a disposable camera.

I got you a disposable camera right here

 

[aRTie02150]

Next time she snaps put a piece of paper over the screen and trace the image then, since you can’t get us pics

This was a fail. I need some sort of screen lock or some shit.

I actually went and tried to trace and it kept skipping the fucking photo and me doing 20 replays probably looks suspicious.

 

[Harry Powell]

This was a fail. I need some sort of screen lock or some shit.

I actually went and tried to trace and it kept skipping the fucking photo and me doing 20 replays probably looks suspicious.

Okay that’s fine. Please give us a sketch from memory as best you can. You don’t need to be Picasso, just capture the essence

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Sure, if I could run her to the car wash first and high pressure spray out her hairy cunt.

 

[guest]

I got you a disposable camera right here

Who deleted their account?

 

[Harry Powell]

Who deleted their account?

Torquie. Linger longer