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Alright go on pornhub and find a video of a chick with the exact same body. It's not that fucking hard you probably already know a few. We talking like an Ella Knox type sloppy chick with fat tits?
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He’s clearly getting off on withholding details OR he made up the whole story.Alright go on pornhub and find a video of a chick with the exact same body. It's not that fucking hard you probably already know a few. We talking like an Ella Knox type sloppy chick with fat tits?
She's not too far off. She's got darker areolas than this Knox chick and they're not as clean looking. Similar shape, but a little more chub than Knox. Also this girl is clearly a virgin but the appearance of her vagina. She's clean shaved oddly enough, but the fucking thing looks like it'll rip off when I pull my cock out.Alright go on pornhub and find a video of a chick with the exact same body. It's not that fucking hard you probably already know a few. We talking like an Ella Knox type sloppy chick with fat tits?
No! The tortillas just got in yesterday!He’s clearly getting off on withholding details OR he made up the whole story.
I plan to set fire to his family restaurant.
He really motherfucked you.Artie got me edging like a motherfucker, i’m getting blue balls ova here! Give us the money shot, Artie!
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Remind me not to accept a jar of home-made preserved peaches from you.I did this earlier today but used a mason jar instead.
You have to understand he's Puerto Rican so his definition of fat is widely differentCan't believe I've been waiting for pics this entire time when it's just a fat brown muz.
LOLShe told me that it's the first time she's ever taken any nudes or videos.
I know. When she said that I had the Judge Milian "that sounds a little far fetched." face.
That sounds like a fun bit. I wonder if her father is down for some shenanigans.I'm glad you got to see her naked but I will point out that it would have been really funny to call her a disgusting jezebel whore and tell her you were forwarding all her texts and videos to her father for dishonoring him.
I got an offer of $15k one time and that was from a Philipeana, not a rich Arab. Might be different if the family isn’t on board though.Shit I don't care I'll become Muslim and not follow their rules as I do with my Catholic beliefs. Believe me, I was thinking about getting killed too, like in the middle of the fucking night or some shit, but whatever. At least I'll be dead and won't have to deal shit anymore.
A green card situation seems right up my alley. Hopefully it would pay in money as well and not just getting to fuck around for a few years and end up with no money because that'll suck.
What's a green card worth these days?
I really don't feel like going to an Arab country. I'm trying to convince her to visit the states and then I'll plant my seed in her.Did you fuck this bitch yet?
Oh, I thought she was already local. What a teaseI really don't feel like going to an Arab country. I'm trying to convince her to visit the states and then I'll plant my seed in her.
I really don't feel like going to an Arab country. I'm trying to convince her to visit the states and then I'll plant my seed in her.
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