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Would you ever hook up with a Middle Eastern woman?

NortheastPhilly

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It was fucking horrible. We scheduled to meet up next time she visited and i fawkin fawked her good wit my big fawkin peckah
I was so embarrassed
I think I’ve told this story before, but in the navy I actually lived with a dude that got scammed out of $15k from a fake girl on Whatsapp. But he was a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic with a ton of mental issues.
He went AWOL and never returned, not joking. He’s from Africa so he probably went back, (and hopefully it started a larger trend)
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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When she took off her head scarf and I seen her hair she got so red and explained how I'm one of only a few men who seen her hair, and I thought she was full of shit.
Nigga, you could have fawked her at that second. Letting a man see her hair uncovered? For a trad Arab, that's tantamount to slipping a finger between her pussy lips and brushing it under your nose. Girl did that to me once, but it was some weird possible cuck shit so I didn't pursue.
 

aRTie02150

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Nigga, you could have fawked her at that second. Letting a man see her hair uncovered? For a trad Arab, that's tantamount to slipping a finger between her pussy lips and brushing it under your nose. Girl did that to me once, but it was some weird possible cuck shit so I didn't pursue.
I feel like such a faggot right now for not just putting my hands through her hair when I complemented it.

The way she let it slip off and the "oops" reaction she had really was like when a woman purposely let's a titty pop out of their bra blushed face and all.

I'm such a queer. I'm glad I at least got to her her surprisingly big tits even if it's years later and world's apart earlier today.
 

aRTie02150

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First thing she sends me when she woke up is of her tits under her blankets and flipping the camera where she's sucking her finger.

40 mins later it's one with a caption "off to work" and she's behind the wheel of a new Porsche.

I drive a fucking Honda and eat cheese and crackers for dinner on occasion.

What the fuck am I getting myself into...
 

aRTie02150

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100%. I dated a girl who was half arabic and half italian. She was hot af and loved anal. I find middle eastern girls hot af.
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Me in 6 months.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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First thing she sends me when she woke up is of her tits under her blankets and flipping the camera where she's sucking her finger.

40 mins later it's one with a caption "off to work" and she's behind the wheel of a new Porsche.

I drive a fucking Honda and eat cheese and crackers for dinner on occasion.

What the fuck am I getting myself into...
I get where this is fucking with you. On one hand, it’s understandably hard to sexualize a woman who wears layers upon layers even though they live in the desert where it gets to like 125 degrees or some shit.

A) you don’t know what type of body she’s hiding under there and B) I probably would assume she smelled because how the fuck could you not with all those layers?

On the other hand, even I would have been able to figure out she was into me if a girl who wasn’t allowed to show her hair actually showed me her hair and I’m basically retarded.

In any case, you should fuck the shit out of her. I would try to get her to fly out here because I’d feel more comfortable staying in the states rather than rolling the dice and heading out to Iran or whatever the fuck.
 

aRTie02150

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I get where this is fucking with you. On one hand, it’s understandably hard to sexualize a woman who wears layers upon layers even though they live in the desert where it gets to like 125 degrees or some shit.

A) you don’t know what type of body she’s hiding under there and B) I probably would assume she smelled because how the fuck could you not with all those layers?

On the other hand, even I would have been able to figure out she was into me if a girl who wasn’t allowed to show her hair actually showed me her hair and I’m basically retarded.

In any case, you should fuck the shit out of her. I would try to get her to fly out here because I’d feel more comfortable staying in the states rather than rolling the dice and heading out to Iran or whatever the fuck.
Yeah I have a feeling I'd taken into custody right when I land in Abu Dhabi due to illicit texts or some shit and find out she's related to someone important.

I didn't think much about that headscarf moment until I brought it up and it's killing me. I'm gonna ask her if she remembers that shit because I bet she does. It was her first time "doing drugs" and nobody forgets that shit. Especially an Arab woman who wears a damn headscarf. Let her have a nice laugh at my expense.

Jesus she even kept the scarf off and sat with her head on my damn shoulder now that I remember it.

I really need to stop remembering my worst moments...
 

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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The only girl I've fucked longer than my wife is a Persian chick. HUGE titties, shapely body, pretty face. Would have married her, but she was always too fucking coy around me.

She'd fuck every which way til Ramadan, but when it came to talking about serious stuff like marriage, she got shy so we never got to that point.

Now she's married to a guy who slaps her around when he's drunk. Nice choices, stupid.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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First thing she sends me when she woke up is of her tits under her blankets and flipping the camera where she's sucking her finger.

40 mins later it's one with a caption "off to work" and she's behind the wheel of a new Porsche.

I drive a fucking Honda and eat cheese and crackers for dinner on occasion.

What the fuck am I getting myself into...
Start taking pics of the snaps with another device and sharing them here or I will petition @admin to ban you
 
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