Worst movies you've ever seen thread

[CutesyMissy]

It's hard to come up with an answer that tops the cesspool of german cinema.
It's ridiculously bad save for a few standouts way back like Nosferatu, Das Boot, etc. and a few great actors.

I've watched like 10 superhero movies and when a few friends dragged me to go see the last Avengers one I stopped being friends with them pretty much and vowed to never see one of these again.

I remember this being the worst ordeal to sit through. Just unadulterated dogshit:

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This one makes Thor 2 look like Taxi Driver:

The perfect example of an artist biting more than they can chew.

 

[Chapel]

This one makes Thor 2 look like Taxi Driver:

That’s a lot of shitty. I mean just think, right now the cunt who wrote that embarrassing “Martha” line is striking for more money

 

[Jim Crying]

Watched this again recently. I hadn't seen it since it came out and I'd forgotten what happened in it. Absolute fucking garbage.

That's a terrible movie poster. What is she looking at and what's her expression? Dull, stupid vague look.

Looks unwatchable, unless Jodie Foster gets cum thrown at her at some point

 

[CutesyMissy]

That’s a lot of shitty. I mean just think, right now the cunt who wrote that embarrassing “Martha” line is striking for more money

Tbf if the movie had a more competent director, he would have dropped that line, and demand a rewrite. But then again...

 

[Cuphead]

Tbf if the movie had a more competent director, he would have dropped that line, and demand a rewrite. But then again...

He's a great visual director, but otherwise he sucks. His apologists are delusional faggots

 

[bantadant]

Anything Adam Sandler post 2005 or so besides Uncut Gems (which was overrated anyway)

Uncut gems was fucking terrible. 2 hours of jew screeching doesn't make an entertaining movie. I don't think you're supposed to be happy when the protagonist gets killed in a movie

 

[Meownaw]

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How about Julianne Less.

 

[Cuphead]

Uncut gems was fucking terrible. 2 hours of jew screeching doesn't make an entertaining movie. I don't think you're supposed to be happy when the protagonist gets killed in a movie

Not atalker, it wasn't.

Enjoy prison

 

[Meownaw]

Staring bronson pinchot nuff said
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If I had any Photoshop skills I would add Stent in that.

 

[Cuphead]

I'm trying to think of a worse studio comedy of the last decade than this

 

[bantadant]

I had to see it to believe it, Cosby couldn’t blame anyone for it because it was all his idea. I like that he at least told people it was awful and bought the rights so wouldn’t be seen on tv. He was one of the biggest TV stars but couldn’t get it to work in movies (remember Ghost dad?) but it’s a movie to be seen for how awful it is. Also for the montage to the Peabo Bryson song “Positive”

Yeah but how many bitches did the movie allow him to drug rape? Shinkle bout it

 

[bantadant]

Staring bronson pinchot nuff said
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I'm an audiobook fag and Bronson Pinchot is a damn good narrator, so that makes up for some of this faggotry in my mind

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I'm trying to think of a worse studio comedy of the last decade than this

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I’m glad she stopped being a thing

 

[Cuphead]

I’m glad she stopped being a thing

I think she even realized doing all these shitty comedies with her husband was hurting her career

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

This movie also stunk. I read the book and am a big fan of Moby Dick (read it every couple of years).

They had to overdo it with CGI, the ocean was the most godawful shit I’ve ever seen and it looked like they were filming it in a fucking pool.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think she even realized doing all these shitty comedies with her husband was hurting her career

I almost forget she did the female “Back To School” remake where she was the Rodney Dangerfield character going to college with her daughter. Yuck!

I will say this - she was funny when she played Sean Spicer on SNL because they only did it twice and didn’t beat it into the ground like Baldwin playing Trump. Then Baldwin killed that crew member. What a goof!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'm trying to think of a worse studio comedy of the last decade than this

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Boy did her career shit the bed. Fuckin gilmore girls probably won't return her calls

 

[Jim Crying]

 

[fenrir]

Crocodile Dundee (1986)...the broad in it can’t act

She wasn't there for her acting:

This was a great ass for the 80's.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

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The idea of Kevin Smith's dud ever being friends with Depp's beautiful daughter is the most unbelievable part of this film