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Worst movies you've ever seen thread
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Thomas Jane double feature. Just terrible.
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Forgot about this one, but yeah I remember it being so hyped up and hated it when I finally watched it. Fucking some of the most unlikable characters ever in a movie but like you said people gave it a pass because "They're so disadvantaged". I got into an arguement with someone about this movie and they were playing hard mental gymnastics trying to convince me why it didn't matter they weren't likable.This film starts with a gang of black kids who rob a white woman at knifepoint and you think that the aliens will come and hang them all from trees before the real plot starts but instead the whole fucking movie is about them saving the world whilst complaining about not having any weed (they are all on the poster so we probably should have known better). They end up meeting the woman they robbed (whilst on the run from aliens) and explain to her that the reason they robbed her is because that's just what they do.
Everyone involved with this movie should get the wall
Edit - and they're all English, you can't understand a word any of them say
Edit 2 - and that fucking Star Wars prick that complains that he never gets any roles bc he's black.
Edit 3 - Seriously, this is why Movie Mondays at the office has been such a point of contention recently. This and that stupid fucking Boondocks Saints movie we could only get through 40 minutes of. We know you're Irish because you're poor and constantly drunk. Could you at least talk properly
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HAHA I Melt With You is so fucking terrible. It's so predictable, but they really drag it out over two hours like there's this big mystery as to whats going on.
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Truly the worst movie I've ever seen. The dutch angles and the editing made me feel nauseous. Not to mention how the plot makes absolutely no sense. Directing and writing alone makes this thing feel like a chore to sit through. I had to stop it at around 40 minutes, thinking "it's gotta be ending soon" and there was over an hour left.
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I had to see it to believe it, Cosby couldn’t blame anyone for it because it was all his idea. I like that he at least told people it was awful and bought the rights so wouldn’t be seen on tv. He was one of the biggest TV stars but couldn’t get it to work in movies (remember Ghost dad?) but it’s a movie to be seen for how awful it is. Also for the montage to the Peabo Bryson song “Positive”
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I just read about this movie since it was added to Amazon prime. Very different from the usual troma stuff.
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Staring bronson pinchot nuff said
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It sticks out in their category for sure, really doesn't share much in common with the rest of their stuff besides the graphic violence. It's like a mix of Eraserhead and The Deer Hunter, but it tries so fucking hard to be dark and grim it's comical and it rips off so many elements from Eraserhead
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Thomas Jane used to blow men for sandwiches when he was homeless. I have nothing else to add.
Patrice was looking forward to this piece of shit.
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I don't understand how these movies are successful. Iron Man is the only time I've ever actually fallen asleep in a theatre.
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This is the most hilarious gay cope. "I was at the end of my rope! And his rope, too!" I've been homeless - it never occurred to me to suck a dick to get a meal.
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I think Patrice said this was the worst movie he'd ever seen, and that was coming from a guy who loved pretty much everything Steven Seagal made up to the year 2000.
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Not the worst but still. Most memorable moment was Neil Maskell saying: "Woild Bill? More loike Moild Bill."
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He misunderstood the movie. Jim only cheats when he breaks his routine of egg whites and a single almond and has some yogurt instead. The misunderstanding was sorted out when Norton realized the movie was about fucking women and he knew he had no place in it.
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The movie, makes no fucking sense.
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Just look up the stills from the sex scene online. The rest isn’t worth your time.
Complete turd. Gene Hackman must have desperately needed money for him to appear in this.
Complete turd. Gene Hackman must have desperately needed money for him to appear in this.