We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[SFWA liaison]

I think his cunt hippo wife told him to knock it off or she'll not share the ice cream tub

 

[Guest]

Wacko makes a lot of reportable threats
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He’s an angry guy. I would be too if my wife was revolting

 

[Andre The Giant]

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I think his cunt hippo wife told him to knock it off or she'll not share the ice cream tub

He just stole Rick's wait for the knock gimick.

 

[guest]

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I think his cunt hippo wife told him to knock it off or she'll not share the ice cream tub

Do da bit!

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

lol but serioushly folksh, it's definitely time for his wife to start sneaking his lithium pills into his daily 2L of Mountain Dew, this guy is obviously early stage schizophrenic. He's a welcome comic relief of pure insanity compared with Pat's irritating cuntiness.

 

[guest]

This fat monster hasn't had a single like that didn't come from someone here in hours, if ever.

Well, I for one don’t like him or his crummy attitude!

 

[Clint Ruin]

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I think his cunt hippo wife told him to knock it off or she'll not share the ice cream tub

"here's the part where none of my bullshit phased them, so I slink away and pretend it's because I won"

 

[guest]

Just FYI but I archived his tweet where he admits to hacking the board. In case Quasi feels like pressing charges (even though we know he didn't do shit)

[URL unfurl="true"]https://archive.ph/Hl0Uu[/URL]

 

[The Greaseman]

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I think his cunt hippo wife told him to knock it off or she'll not share the ice cream tub

 

[guest]

Well, I for one don’t like him or his crummy attitude!

Come on man, now we really are going to get shut down with language like that. Watch what you say. This guy has his FBI and Secret Service buddies watching us. They’re from Canada, you wouldn’t know them.

 

[guest]

Come on man, now we really are going to get shut down with language like that. Watch what you say. This guy has his FBI and Secret Service buddies watching us. They’re from Canada, you wouldn’t know them.

I heard he's got law enforcement connections in Niagra Falls.

 

[guest]

I heard he's got law enforcement connections in Niagra Falls.

Niagara False

 

[guest]

He is quite funny, however, he sometimes gets carried away on the subjects of race and gender identity. Fun is fun, but sometimes these things can do a lot more harm than we mean them to.

Well I’ll agree with that, it’s not funny to hurt others.

 

[guest]

he has lots of old posts on IT help forums from around 2003-2009. he has a PC build on his blog from around 2014 and talks about it handling a hypervisor. none of that is really related to security. IMO he may have been a promising sysadmin at one point but probably got dragged down by who cares xbox jobs. if you're in helpdesk and you don't get out of it within a year or two you'll end up like this shane fella here

You can install VMWare Workstation/VirtualBox/Hyper-V (not sure about this one) on a PC and have a hypervisor. Or even Windows Virtual PC.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He really said early hes worked with the secret service and was putting bad guys away all day to the point he had ptsd but also went personally to each sentencing so he could watch the bad guys cry and lose their freedom while he laughed and everyone clapped for him and his work saving the world like he does every week.

 

[guest]

He really said early hes worked with the secret service and was putting bad guys away all day to the point he had ptsd but also went personally to each sentencing so he could watch the bad guys cry and lose their freedom while he laughed and everyone clapped for him and his work saving the world like he does every week.

Your tone makes me think you doubt the veracity of his claims.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Someone called this earlier. The NDA thing. Can't remember who it was.

I actually have worked in IT for decades and I do some Infosec stuff. Let's look at his resume from LinkedIn

2005-2007 - Call Center Supervisor
2008 - Testing Associate (MS contract job) - He worked on the video game Fable. Not an Infosec job
2010 - 2011 - Jr Software Test Engineer (another MS contract job) - worked on the Xbox Live team. I guess maybe that's technically some Infosec stuff but Jr Software Test Engineer isn't an Infosec job title I've ever heard of.
2011 - Tier 3 Xbox Hardware Support (another MS contract job)- Not an Infosec job
2012 - Business Intelligence Analyst (Yet another MS contract job) - Not an Infosec job
2014-2016 Retail Product Advisor (His only actual Microsoft job) - Not an Infosec job.

I don't see anywhere in here that shows that he has decades of work in Infosec/cybersecurity. There one gap in there of about 2 years. I guess that's what he's claiming is his top secret 31337 MS Infosec job that he had to sign an NDA for. And he did such a good job apparently that they moved him to a Retail Product Advisor after 2 years.

Seems a little sus to me.

Pour one out for poor torqueferguson
another victim of Shanes cunning OBFUSCATION

we are getting pwned boys.
he already got my BBC, what's next? My ribs?
how do we know the @admin posting here isn't Shane OBFUSCATING?
we really messed with the wrong fat unemployed loser this time.

Im downloading my ribs to a paper wallet and deleting all the saved games on my PSX memory card. I suggest you guys do the same

 

[guest]

He really said early hes worked with the secret service and was putting bad guys away all day to the point he had ptsd but also went personally to each sentencing so he could watch the bad guys cry and lose their freedom while he laughed and everyone clapped for him and his work saving the world like he does every week.

And he apparently did this at the age of 22, or did it much later in life and his super agent buddies had him sign an NDA so he can’t reveal what it was that he did, but didn’t assign him a cover story that he could put on his résumé so it’s not suspicious, while he openly brags about working for them even though he signed an NDA, or he was just too stupid to think of résumé filler that he could fake even though he’s smart enough to work with secret agents and be their hero.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

He keeps making these vague ERock-like statements. I scrolled his followers and following and while I admittedly didn't look very hard, I didn't see any Feds/hackers/Infosec people in either list. Lots of gamers though.

He reminds me of the Navy Seal copypasta from Reddit. Is there an eleet hacker copypasta? He's checking all the boxes.

They're under NDA. You can't see them.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He spent all day LARPing. Everyone laughed at him and his impotent threats. He pats himself on the back as a job well done. Then heads to the trough because he worked up an appetite.

Amazing