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BMI is not a percentage

that height:weight combo is a 29.4 BMI, 30 being the threshold for obesity

he's way bigger than 217lbs

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I'm not 100% sure what a "leg press" is but unless he's lifting his wife with his feet, I call bullshit.

Also I don't know if it has been pointed out but he claims to be like 40 years old yet is also claiming to have "decades" and "well over 20 years" of experience in the Elite Tactical CyberCrimes Squad. Did he start as a teenager? Baja Blast drinking ass bitch.
 
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Your tone makes me think you doubt the veracity of his claims.
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No it’s real simple, the FBI and Secret Service approached him to work with them. They made him sign an NDA, he’s not allowed to discuss what he did there, so he discusses constantly what he did there. The blank spot in his résumé is because he was doing top-secret work. So instead of inventing a fake job to fill those years on his résumé he openly brags about doing the thing he signed an NDA.
 
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No it’s real simple, the FBI and Secret Service approached him to work with them. They made him sign an NDA, he’s not allowed to discuss what he did there, so he discusses constantly what he did there. The blank spot in his résumé is because he was doing top-secret work. So instead of inventing a fake job to fill those years on his résumé he openly brags about doing the thing he signed an NDA.
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See this kinda makes me think you're mocking him too!
 
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See this kinda makes me think you're mocking him too!
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Oh I wouldn’t mock a guy that can do an 800 pound leg press. I work out with guys that can do 800 or 1000 pounds on the leg press and their legs are so muscular that they can’t wear regular pants. Which is why when you see this guy‘s pictures, his quads are popping because of all the muscle it takes to do that. That must be why, in all of his pictures, you can clearly see his lower body musculature plain as day.
 
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Help desk is great if you don't have a degree and can put up with bullshit for 16 months. You'll move up almost immediately if you can speak English and follow simple directions. You should move to tier 2, senior or something and you'll stand out because everyone is retarded.

You can then take on harder tickets and learn the systems that way. You're essentially working as a systems engineer but without the degree. Do that enough and you can move up through to actual IT pospositions
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I've said it before but manufacturing is awesome to work in as IT or OT. If you're having a bad day you can fuck with people all day long as the magical systems engineer. Someone annoying you? Shut/no shut their drop over and over at 8am during the morning meeting. Look at their calender when they have teams meetings and force shutdowns on their computer. You get paid a lot and most things have been outsourced to India. You get to be a pest and just have to walk around looking busy. Manufacturing is such a disaster security wise that you just walk around looking busy and throw monitors in retaining ponds instead of dealing with e-waste.
 
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I'm not 100% sure what a "leg press" is but unless he's lifting his wife with his feet, I call bullshit.

Also I don't know if it has been pointed out but he claims to be like 40 years old yet is also claiming to have "decades" and "well over 20 years" of experience in the Elite Tactical CyberCrimes Squad. Did he start as a teenager? Baja Blast drinking ass bitch.
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E-noke, comment? :image_9253:
 
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"I retired before 40." Lol. Fucking useless loser. Somehow, more useless than Patrick and angrier to boot.
 
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Hmm. Apparently the decades of IT/Infosec experience that happened before 2005 took place at Staples and Walmart. He also admits that he did, in fact, work at the Microsoft Store. He can't even say he was doing IT there because he's claiming 15 years of retail experience. This guy really is just like Rick, an expert at everything.

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I've said it before but manufacturing is awesome to work in as IT or OT. If you're having a bad day you can fuck with people all day long as the magical systems engineer. Someone annoying you? Shut/no shut their drop over and over at 8am during the morning meeting. Look at their calender when they have teams meetings and force shutdowns on their computer. You get paid a lot and most things have been outsourced to India. You get to be a pest and just have to walk around looking busy. Manufacturing is such a disaster security wise that you just walk around looking busy and throw monitors in retaining ponds instead of dealing with e-waste.
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When I was a stupid sixteen year old doing IT for a family business we used to fuck with people all the time. I'd fire up a remote desktop connection with them and slowly drag the mouse pointer away from the folder I'd asked them to click on, or just wait until they'd finally opened it and then close the window.

We'd do that for a while then I'd act really condescending and tell them to call me back when they had that part figured out. Or we'd change their account to guest permissions and try to hurry them through installing some piece of software. The hardest part was not laughing while you ruin their already shitty day.
 
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You just said something.

ZING!


Gotchaaaaaa!!!!!!!
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Stay on this phone and DONT hang up on me i have PLENTY of energy to drive over there. YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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AND I WILL!!!!!!!!!! So just FUCKING listen to me! Listen to my FUCKING ranting! listen to what you DO to me! …PAIN IN THE ASS!!! You make my life so FUCKING DIFFICULT. YOU COULD JUST BE A WOMAN WHO SUPPORTS ME INSTEAD OF A WOMAN WHO SUCKS OFF ME! AND JUST FUCKIN SUCKS ME DRY! AND WANTS AND WANTS….GET OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP IF YOURE A GOOD WOMAN AND YOU LOVE ME!!!!! I DONT BELIEVE YOU ANYMORE!!! SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT!!! HAS ANY RELATIONSHIP EVER WORKED WITH YOU??????? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I KNOW I’M BEHAVING LIKE THIS because i know absolutely that you do not love me and treat me with no consideration. I LOVE YOU BECAUSE I TREATED YOU WITH EVERY KINDNESS EVERY CONSIDERATION YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY FUCK !! YOU!!!!!!
…BUT! MY DAUGHTER IS IMPORTANT!!!! NOW……YOU HAVE ONE…MORE….CHANCE…..AND I MEAN IT now FUCKING GOOOO IF YOU WANT but i will give you one more chance. HUFF HUFFF YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SMOOOKEE YOU FUCKKEED MY DAY UP YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELFF. WHEN I AM BEING SO FUCKINGG GOOD TO YOU YOU FUCKING DRAINED ME
SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMILEEEEEEEE AND BLOWWWWWWWW MEEEEEE!!!! CAUSE I DESERVE IT!!!
WHO THE FUCK CARES WE AGREED NOTHING !!! YOU AGREED YOU JUST FUCKIN EXPECT SHIT GO TO THE FUCKIN JACUZZI YOURSELF GO THE FUCK HEH AHEHGO THE FUCK YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MY SOUL IS SCREAMMING BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ONE TO JOIN MIINE… YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SOUL!!! YOU CANT GIVE A FUCK!!!!! I LEFT MY WIFE BECAUSE WE HAD NO SPIRITUAL COMMON GROUND AND WE HAVE NONE!!! YOU WONT EVEN FUCKING TRY!!!!HUFFF HUFFFFFF YOU dont care….you dont care….
FUCK you i so FUCKING do because you hurt ME SO BAD. YOU INSULT ME WITH EVERY FUCKING LOOK EVERY BREATH EVERY FUCKING HEARTBEAT THAT SELFISH HEARTBEAT YOU HAVE. WHAT??? WHAT?????, YOU APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING????? WELL YOURE A DISHONEST CUNT!!!!!!! BECAUSE YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR A REASON!!!!!!! HUFF HUFF PEACE??? KEEP PEACE??? WELL ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME AND INSTINCTIVELY I FEEL THAT!!! AND I WILL NOT BE PATRONIZED BY YOU AND YOURE FUCKING DISHONESTY!!! AND APOLOGIZING?? YOU APOLOGIZE BECAUSE YOURE WRONG!!!! AND THAT IS ALL ILL ACCEPT!! AND IF YOU WILL NOT FUCKING ADMIT THAT…GET THE FUCK OUT!! AND I WILL MAKE YOUR GODDAMN LIFE MISERABLE!!!!!
What??????????? WHAT?????????? I NEED A WOMAN!!!!! NOT A FUCKINN LITTLE GIRL WITH A FUCKINN DYSFUNCTIONAL CUNT!!!!!!! I need a FUCKING WOMAN…I DONT NEED MEDICATION YOU NEED A BAT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!! …ALRIGHT? HOW BOUT THAT? You need a FUCKING DOCTOR. YOU NEED A FUCKING BRAIN TRANSPLANT. YOU NEED A FUCKING…YOU NEED A FUCKING SOUL!!! I need medication….I NEED SOMEONE WHO TREATS ME LIKE A MAN!!! LIKE A HUMAN BEING!!! WITH KINDNESS!!!!! WHO UNDERSTANDS WHAT GRATITUDE IS BECAUSE I BEND OVER BACKWARDS WITH MY BALLS IN A KNOT TO DO IT ALL FOR HER AND SHE GIVES ME SHIT LIKE A FUCKIN SOUR LOOK…..or says i’m MEAN?????? THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!!!! THIS IS MEAAAAAAANNNN!!!!! YOU GETTT ITTT??? YOU GET IT NOW???? WHAT MEAAAAN IS??? GET IT???? HUFFF HUFFF HUFF YOU FUCKING DONT CARE ABOUT ME IM HAVING A HARD TIME AND YOU FUCKING YANKED THE RUG YOU BITCH YOU FUCKING SELFISH BITCH

dont cam over here i call da poleece

WHAT????? YOU FUCKING CUNT I’M COMING TO MYYY HOUSE I’M COMING TO MY HOUSE HONEY YOURE IN MY HOUSEEE!!! SO ILL CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM THERES SOMEONE IN MYYY HOUSE!! FUCK YOU I DONT INVOLVE THE POLICE IN ANYTHING BECAUSE I STAND UP FOR MYSELF YOU YOU WEAK CUNT YOU CALL THE FUCKING COPS!!!!

i go to alecia right now

WHY DONT YOU FUCK OFF TO THAT CUNT BITCH ALECIAS SHE WAS FUCKIN MAKIN EYES AT ME SHE WOULDA SUCKED ME IN 5 SECONDS TAKE THAT ONE UP WITH HER!!!!!!! I WAS TRYNA SPARE YOUR GODDAMN FEELINGS!!!!! SHE WOULDA BLOWNNN ME IN 5 SECONDS!! SHES not your FRIEEEND YOU DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING FRIENDS EXCEPT ME!!! AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT AND THATS WHY IM SO FUCKING ANGRY BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT AND you fuckingg USEED ME !!!!! WELL THE CAREER IS OVER!!! And boy when i said that you lit out of here faster than ive ever seen you before and now you’ll be at Alecias place…YOU JUST SHOWED ME WHAT YOU ARE. ABSOLUTELY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY !!!!!!! FUCKING LEECH CUNT BITCH GOLD DIGGER CUNT WHORE!!! THATS WHAT YOU ARE AND YOU JUST PROVED IT!!! YOU GOT OUT OF HERE IN RECORD TIME!!!!
 
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Stay on this phone and DONT hang up on me i have PLENTY of energy to drive over there. YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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AND I WILL!!!!!!!!!! So just FUCKING listen to me! Listen to my FUCKING ranting! listen to what you DO to me! …PAIN IN THE ASS!!! You make my life so FUCKING DIFFICULT. YOU COULD JUST BE A WOMAN WHO SUPPORTS ME INSTEAD OF A WOMAN WHO SUCKS OFF ME! AND JUST FUCKIN SUCKS ME DRY! AND WANTS AND WANTS….GET OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP IF YOURE A GOOD WOMAN AND YOU LOVE ME!!!!! I DONT BELIEVE YOU ANYMORE!!! SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT!!! HAS ANY RELATIONSHIP EVER WORKED WITH YOU??????? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I KNOW I’M BEHAVING LIKE THIS because i know absolutely that you do not love me and treat me with no consideration. I LOVE YOU BECAUSE I TREATED YOU WITH EVERY KINDNESS EVERY CONSIDERATION YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY FUCK !! YOU!!!!!!
…BUT! MY DAUGHTER IS IMPORTANT!!!! NOW……YOU HAVE ONE…MORE….CHANCE…..AND I MEAN IT now FUCKING GOOOO IF YOU WANT but i will give you one more chance. HUFF HUFFF YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SMOOOKEE YOU FUCKKEED MY DAY UP YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELFF. WHEN I AM BEING SO FUCKINGG GOOD TO YOU YOU FUCKING DRAINED ME
SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMILEEEEEEEE AND BLOWWWWWWWW MEEEEEE!!!! CAUSE I DESERVE IT!!!
WHO THE FUCK CARES WE AGREED NOTHING !!! YOU AGREED YOU JUST FUCKIN EXPECT SHIT GO TO THE FUCKIN JACUZZI YOURSELF GO THE FUCK HEH AHEHGO THE FUCK YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MY SOUL IS SCREAMMING BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ONE TO JOIN MIINE… YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SOUL!!! YOU CANT GIVE A FUCK!!!!! I LEFT MY WIFE BECAUSE WE HAD NO SPIRITUAL COMMON GROUND AND WE HAVE NONE!!! YOU WONT EVEN FUCKING TRY!!!!HUFFF HUFFFFFF YOU dont care….you dont care….
FUCK you i so FUCKING do because you hurt ME SO BAD. YOU INSULT ME WITH EVERY FUCKING LOOK EVERY BREATH EVERY FUCKING HEARTBEAT THAT SELFISH HEARTBEAT YOU HAVE. WHAT??? WHAT?????, YOU APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING????? WELL YOURE A DISHONEST CUNT!!!!!!! BECAUSE YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR A REASON!!!!!!! HUFF HUFF PEACE??? KEEP PEACE??? WELL ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME AND INSTINCTIVELY I FEEL THAT!!! AND I WILL NOT BE PATRONIZED BY YOU AND YOURE FUCKING DISHONESTY!!! AND APOLOGIZING?? YOU APOLOGIZE BECAUSE YOURE WRONG!!!! AND THAT IS ALL ILL ACCEPT!! AND IF YOU WILL NOT FUCKING ADMIT THAT…GET THE FUCK OUT!! AND I WILL MAKE YOUR GODDAMN LIFE MISERABLE!!!!!
What??????????? WHAT?????????? I NEED A WOMAN!!!!! NOT A FUCKINN LITTLE GIRL WITH A FUCKINN DYSFUNCTIONAL CUNT!!!!!!! I need a FUCKING WOMAN…I DONT NEED MEDICATION YOU NEED A BAT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!! …ALRIGHT? HOW BOUT THAT? You need a FUCKING DOCTOR. YOU NEED A FUCKING BRAIN TRANSPLANT. YOU NEED A FUCKING…YOU NEED A FUCKING SOUL!!! I need medication….I NEED SOMEONE WHO TREATS ME LIKE A MAN!!! LIKE A HUMAN BEING!!! WITH KINDNESS!!!!! WHO UNDERSTANDS WHAT GRATITUDE IS BECAUSE I BEND OVER BACKWARDS WITH MY BALLS IN A KNOT TO DO IT ALL FOR HER AND SHE GIVES ME SHIT LIKE A FUCKIN SOUR LOOK…..or says i’m MEAN?????? THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!!!! THIS IS MEAAAAAAANNNN!!!!! YOU GETTT ITTT??? YOU GET IT NOW???? WHAT MEAAAAN IS??? GET IT???? HUFFF HUFFF HUFF YOU FUCKING DONT CARE ABOUT ME IM HAVING A HARD TIME AND YOU FUCKING YANKED THE RUG YOU BITCH YOU FUCKING SELFISH BITCH

dont cam over here i call da poleece

WHAT????? YOU FUCKING CUNT I’M COMING TO MYYY HOUSE I’M COMING TO MY HOUSE HONEY YOURE IN MY HOUSEEE!!! SO ILL CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM THERES SOMEONE IN MYYY HOUSE!! FUCK YOU I DONT INVOLVE THE POLICE IN ANYTHING BECAUSE I STAND UP FOR MYSELF YOU YOU WEAK CUNT YOU CALL THE FUCKING COPS!!!!

i go to alecia right now

WHY DONT YOU FUCK OFF TO THAT CUNT BITCH ALECIAS SHE WAS FUCKIN MAKIN EYES AT ME SHE WOULDA SUCKED ME IN 5 SECONDS TAKE THAT ONE UP WITH HER!!!!!!! I WAS TRYNA SPARE YOUR GODDAMN FEELINGS!!!!! SHE WOULDA BLOWNNN ME IN 5 SECONDS!! SHES not your FRIEEEND YOU DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING FRIENDS EXCEPT ME!!! AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT AND THATS WHY IM SO FUCKING ANGRY BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT AND you fuckingg USEED ME !!!!! WELL THE CAREER IS OVER!!! And boy when i said that you lit out of here faster than ive ever seen you before and now you’ll be at Alecias place…YOU JUST SHOWED ME WHAT YOU ARE. ABSOLUTELY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY !!!!!!! FUCKING LEECH CUNT BITCH GOLD DIGGER CUNT WHORE!!! THATS WHAT YOU ARE AND YOU JUST PROVED IT!!! YOU GOT OUT OF HERE IN RECORD TIME!!!!
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Not sure if this has been said yet since this thread grows 5 pages every time I click next page, but he's the same height as Kevin Smith who is like 5'5". He isn't 6' hahahahaha.

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This is NBA player Kyle Lowry. Why is this relevant? Well because Kyle is 6 feet tall and weighs 196. Now you tell me, does Shane look a mere 21 pounds heavier than this  nigger guy?

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