We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[guest]

We've got a real life tough guy, folks.

He's literally Pat. Who he claims to weigh less than

 

[💩💩💩💩]

Someone called this earlier. The NDA thing. Can't remember who it was.

I actually have worked in IT for decades and I do some Infosec stuff. Let's look at his resume from LinkedIn

2005-2007 - Call Center Supervisor
2008 - Testing Associate (MS contract job) - He worked on the video game Fable. Not an Infosec job
2010 - 2011 - Jr Software Test Engineer (another MS contract job) - worked on the Xbox Live team. I guess maybe that's technically some Infosec stuff but Jr Software Test Engineer isn't an Infosec job title I've ever heard of.
2011 - Tier 3 Xbox Hardware Support (another MS contract job)- Not an Infosec job
2012 - Business Intelligence Analyst (Yet another MS contract job) - Not an Infosec job
2014-2016 Retail Product Advisor (His only actual Microsoft job) - Not an Infosec job.

I don't see anywhere in here that shows that he has decades of work in Infosec/cybersecurity. There one gap in there of about 2 years. I guess that's what he's claiming is his top secret 31337 MS Infosec job that he had to sign an NDA for. And he did such a good job apparently that they moved him to a Retail Product Advisor after 2 years.

Seems a little sus to me.

he has lots of old posts on IT help forums from around 2003-2009. he has a PC build on his blog from around 2014 and talks about it handling a hypervisor. none of that is really related to security. IMO he may have been a promising sysadmin at one point but probably got dragged down by who cares xbox jobs. if you're in helpdesk and you don't get out of it within a year or two you'll end up like this shane fella here

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Either way I win - dude, you’re begging for money

Put down the Mountain Dew, it’s done a large amount of damage already

He’s got a lot of anger, must be from being such a huge failure

Also barks orders like a certain pig we know

 

[FranksWirecutters]

This fat monster hasn't had a single like that didn't come from someone here in hours, if ever.

The likes are there theyre just under NDA so you can't see them.

 

[guest]

Either way I win - dude, you’re begging for money
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He does the nickname thing, too

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

We've got a real life tough guy, folks.

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He's literally Pat. Who he claims to weigh less than

 

[FranksWirecutters]

We've got a real life tough guy, folks.

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He's literally Pat. Who he claims to weigh less than

Ooh he moved to the next phase of losing. Felony suicide demand, faggot

 

[Andre The Giant]

We've got a real life tough guy, folks.

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He's literally Pat. Who he claims to weigh less than

217 pounds ? I mean 317 pounds seems light for Shane. This guy is more delusional then Rick.

 

[guest]

So Shane is a 6 foot tough guy who weighs 217 (lol you know we can see you, right? If you're under 280 I'll eat your wife's box) and he will destroy you.

Ooh he moved to the next phase of losing. Felony suicide demand, faggot

It's from a week or so ago, but he'll definitely be pulling it out soon

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

6' 217 lbs?

I fuck guys like that in the ass down at 4th Ave Jail.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

They likes are there theyre just under NDA so you can't see them.

“Millions are seeing my responses but they are behind super top secret accounts so it’s not reported! The head of the CIA and FBI watch everything I tweet because I am the number 1 special top secret guy! I brought down Bin Laden!”

 

[SFWA liaison]

+170 jfc this hippo makes Pat look like a contributing member of society, also -13 followers they realized he's a tard

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

I AM PANICKING. I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING GO TO JAIL, MAN.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

217 pounds ? I mean 317 pounds seems light for Shane. This guy is more delusional then Rick.

Wouldn't that make his wife 600+ given she's twice his size? They must go through a lot of toilets.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

He does the nickname thing, too

we're too good to make up childish nicknames for people

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

This is the most attention he has gotten on twitter and boy is he eating it up. (hes fat you see)

 

[guest]

Sorry Shane-O, we've got experience with 6 foot tall fat guys who lie about their weight and fighting ability.

 

[Imager]

Either way I win - dude, you’re begging for money
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Put down the Mountain Dew, it’s done a large amount of damage already
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He’s got a lot of anger, must be from being such a huge failure
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Also barks orders like a certain pig we know
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Why are the super retards always leftists? I want one of these lolcows to be a conservatard just once. Yeah I know we had Joe, but Joe is nowhere near the level of Patrick and Shane.

Leftists like to pretend they are high IQ.

 

[The Greaseman]

We might need a microsoft criticism forum.

 

[guest]

A real Tiedrich on Tiedrich moment
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