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I've got those flavoured sugarless sachets that you add to water plus tissue salt tablets. I love Gatorade but I hate the price, I spend enough on smokes as it is.
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Weirdest, most random bodily functions you've experienced?
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I had my first ingrown toenail like 2 years ago. It's just the most annoying shit ever. Probably from too tight socks or shoes. The office nurse fella who clipped the side of mine off was nice enough but he tried to relate to me by talking video games and of course I hadda tap out of the conversation because I know nothing. It happens every time, the nurses and doctors are usually quick and to the point. It's the office guy trying to play Dr House and having a schmaltzy conversation that does nothing to soothe me. Anyhow, he complimented how much of the nail I was able to clip off myself, then went to town on it. The side of my toenail grew back just fine, I only kept it wrapped for a few days and I never took the roids they gave me. And as it stands today, at this time, on this day, at this hour. My pinky toe nails are VERY odd. To be perfectly honest witcha. I think I'm in the clear for the most part though.
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Red. COMPED.
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I only fuck with the lemon lime one.
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I remember having a doctors appointment when I was really young and the doctor said something about how the ultrasound machine was "kind of like one of your videogames" and I wanted to say "it's nothing like a video game you fucking LIAR." but held back.
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That's the original ya know. It's the best one.
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It's the only one I really love. Any time I've bought another I'm like "shoulda stuck with the yellow".
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Just eat cum
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Then he stuck it up your ass
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If you get that, go to the emergency room immediately. That's internal bleeding. A relative of mine died from that.
Basically he got it, ignored it, and went to sleep. Next day things had gone south and by the time he went to the hospital, he was too far gone and they just called the relatives and waited for him to die. (Took less than a day.)
I have another relative who had internal bleeding, ignored it for three days. Finally went to the hospital and died within 48 hours. Doctors said they could've saved them if they'd come down the first day.
They'd lost a bunch of weight over the six months that preceded their death, and I have a hunch that they knew something was "off" but were too scared to hear the news.
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Was this post Covid?
About six weeks after I got Covid, I was driving down the street and suddenly I thought I was going to pass out and the whole world was spinning. My initial instinct was to pull the car over, but I was worried that if I was having a heart attack, I'd rather be close to the hospital. So I took the side streets to the hospital.
My thought process was that if I passed out on the side streets, I wouldn't be as likely to get killed in a t-bone accident.
I made it to the hospital, they ran a bunch of tests, and my heart was fine.
A few weeks later I developed Tinnitus in one ear.
Did some research, and it's a whole cluster of interconnected medical issues that are basically brain damage. It looks like Covid can cause brain damage, and they can manifest themselves in connected ways. What I *thought* was possibly a heart attack was just a REALLY intense case of vertigo. And the vertigo and the hearing issues are all tied together.
Sucks too, because it's irreversible.
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Weird cramps. Lately it’s been my what I can only describe as the bottom of my jaw. If I come home from a workout or a long run, and drink something or eat something, it fucking locks up and I have to throw my head back to try and un-cramp it.
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I was afraid that throwing my head back would make it even worse or somehow hurt my throat... I actually looked down once and it got even worse. Lol all you can really do it is rub your jaw softly until the pain stops. But yes I've been getting it a lot lately, and it's a relatively new phenomenon for me.
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Farting out of my weiner.
I was catheterized a few years back for surgery, and it was insanely painful. They wanted me to walk around the hospital with it in, but it was fucking unbearable. I eventually got them to remove it, and after taking my first piss, it felt like there was something more, so I pushed and the tip of my dick tickled. I pushed harder and it made a sound along with some pink piss spraying out. I did this the remaining two days I was in the hospital until I got antibiotics. That feeling skeezed me the fuck out.
I was catheterized a few years back for surgery, and it was insanely painful. They wanted me to walk around the hospital with it in, but it was fucking unbearable. I eventually got them to remove it, and after taking my first piss, it felt like there was something more, so I pushed and the tip of my dick tickled. I pushed harder and it made a sound along with some pink piss spraying out. I did this the remaining two days I was in the hospital until I got antibiotics. That feeling skeezed me the fuck out.
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No, way before Covid. The only thing that helped was driving, when I was driving the dizziness would temporarily go away. The doctor said "inner ear imbalance, rest", but that was pretty much all I could do. Then it went away, and since then I've dreaded having it happen again. I won't even watch a wobbly video.
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This is the way
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I have zero evidence but I swear that my dick has made a "poooof" fart type sound when I'm laying totally still, after cumming.
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I'm pretty sure it's normal but every time I get a hangover I get a hard on that could cut glass. Being hungover fuckin sucks but I love rubbing one out with a good hangover hard on. I wonder why that is.
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What kinda kratom do you take? I take the red borneo to relax at the end of the day and then white maeng da to wake up, along with an energy drink. Ive heard white maeng da is the most potent stimulate one and the red borneo is the most potent opioid one, but there's so many fuckin strains that I'm curious if there's stronger ones out there.
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Sounds serious. I'm gonna work some assumptions then backwards, how much booze &/or benzos do you use?
I'm also gonna assume you're vaccinated (don't assume I'm thinking anything) & the ER doctor gave you this diagnosis, was it with / without follow-up?
Lol, what? while COVID has manifested some neurological symptoms (anosmia - smell, etc), I don't think we'd be talking 'brain damage' as recognised without something else primarily which seems absent