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FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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They arent serious right?
Right?!
They're genuinely annoyed about it, but trying to cover it with millennial hipster irony.

Prolly because Tomlinson is a fat woke "comedian" who can't afford hair plugs or the self discipline to not be a fat slobfuck.
Stav gets a quarter of the Cumtown Patreon, and has bought a new tooth.

Go on, look at what the faggots at the Cumtown org pay these guys to record eight hours of hack dick jokes a month.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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Guinness525

Whispers of Greatness
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