Top comment on Cumtown.org this morning

[RobertMewler]

unironically the funniest corner of the internet...

(also unironically how the majority of us probably look)

That lady clapping is a dead ringer for my mom. That's creepy.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Unironically seething right now.

Are ya, baby boy?

Pat won. Fair and square (well round in Pat's case).

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Imagine taking a poll called “March Fagness” as seriously as these queers do. They tried to out-autism ONA forums and now instead of taking it like men they’re all crying that the game was rigged. Your tears just act as lubrication for our oversized cocks as we jam it deep inside your rectum and laugh at you

You can’t win against the pests. You’d think by now even an eggplant would understand this.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

JerkstoreJ is legitimately the only person on the forum I don't like.

We can’t have this infighting amongst the pests. At what point do we need to inform Opie so he can mediate?

 

[DominusOdium]

Good job, boys.

 

[guest]

That lady clapping is a dead ringer for my mom. That's creepy.

Hmmm its all adding up...the Swastika avi, the mom in Jet Propulsions Labs...You're Wernher von Braun's granddaughter arent you. Mew just got doxxed

 

[guest]

I have never in my life visited that site until this morning, they have it password blocked, it's a faggot site.

 

[guest]

I have never in my life visited that site until this morning, they have it password blocked, it's a faggot site.

Because it's full of faggots.

 

[Jenna]

No its not fair! I wanted the late night host to win! It's about ethics in cumtown.org polls! All cumtown.org wanted was to have a fun poll but now the fun is ruined. OMG what if it was the Hunger Games but everyone was gay so instead it was the Hungry for Cum Games *Stavros laughs uncontrollably for 25 seconds*

 

[guest]

I love how a forum ball washing a fat woke "comedian" who can't afford a new tooth, hair plugs or the self discipline to not be a fat slobfuck is mad that we voted on their poll and made Tomlinson a winner.

Prolly because Tomlinson is a fat woke "comedian" who can't afford hair plugs or the self discipline to not be a fat slobfuck. Rick is a missing tooth away from being Stavros.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I love how a forum ball washing a fat woke "comedian" who can't afford a new tooth, hair plugs or the self discipline to not be a fat slobfuck is mad that we voted on their poll and made Tomlinson a winner.

Prolly because Tomlinson is a fat woke "comedian" who can't afford hair plugs or the self discipline to not be a fat slobfuck. Rick is a missing tooth away from being Stavros.

I'm all in wit da bit but they accuse him of being a pedophile and faggot over there.

 

[Will Tate]

I'm all in wit da bit but they accuse him of being a pedophile and faggot over there.

Okay so maybe they're not all bad.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

His performative cruelty was delightful. Cake stomp, poker chips, etc. (edit: hanging up on the guy who was saying the show got him through his wife's death). He won this girl's heart.

Anyone working in the studio that day could've fucked that poker chip girl on her stupid couch.

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

Has the tournament champion made any official comment on Twitter yet? I was blocked by the great spirit many moons ago.

 

[NoBacon]

Had the tournament champion made any official comment on Twitter yet? I was blocked by the great spirits many moons ago.
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nitter.net

it’s twitter basically but you don’t need an account

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

I'm getting a bonus!!! thanks guys

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I WON THE ELECTION BY A LOT, CHILD!

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

There's no way Colbert or Fauci is a bigger fag than Patrick. They at least get paid extremely well for their faggotry. Pat does it for free because he likes it.