(this is going great!) #GenCon2022

[AntSucks]

I bet if Fatty drove a stick in Europe he'd be terrible at it. It's a completely different style of driving required. They don't have the big flat roads and 4 way intersections you get in the US. They have very few STOP signs, and most junctions are designed to keep traffic flowing rather than pulsing.

Roundabouts are nearly always multi lane, and the lack of stop signs means you're always riding the clutch. There are hills everywhere, especially in cities. You are constantly up or down shifting. It's why Rally is so big in Europe and almost unheard of in the US. It's second nature there.

It's also a pain in the ass and why Europeans are switching to automatics for city driving.

 

[guest]

The stench in that POS-stang is the reason. No valet will get in it.

 

[guest]

When I was a valet

Are you saying THE brian gilgore may have driven my car at some point?

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

The car was left there because he was a cunt and made a big deal about it so in his mind it's sitting there because it's so awesome.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Why 4 photos?

Because retard.

Patrick's nigger-level IQ is why he'd leave his nigger car niggering up the entrance to a hotel for four days.

Yeah fatso, no one else needs to use the road, just park your ghetto sled where the fuck ever.

Patrick should be burned to death inside that shitheap.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

yo did I miss that Kotaku covered the redditor's mischief??
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sorry if already posted I either skipped it or didn't notice it was Kotaku. No mention of the pig is the funniest part, you know he's emailing the author about him being the protagonist of GamerGate 2.0



lol 100% Pat asked for a real man to bodyguard him and protect him from being felony photographed

Felony reporting tips. Took those idiots long enough.

 

[Cuphead]

Haven't been keeping up with this thread, but did anything worthwhile happen this weekend?

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I take a six day break from Patposting and come back to a fifty page thread of rib-shattering shenanigans, TYFYS everyone.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Haven't been keeping up with this thread, but did anything worthwhile happen this weekend?

No.

 

[Pat the Simp]

Im sure a phone call would confirm if their valets can drive stick

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This tweet makes zero sense. If he was valeting the car, why would the sun shade be in the windshield? If no one could move it, why wouldn't they ask him to park it in the garage/lot?

 

[guest]

This tweet makes zero sense. If he was valeting the car, why would the sun shade be in the windshield? If no one could move it, why wouldn't they ask him to park it in the garage/lot?

Rick is a fibber. Is hefty, too.

 

[Stent]

"Did you wish me to destroy this machine for you?"

I bet Torque either spergs about who is allowed to drive his >$5k wreck or acts like he's giving them the opportunity of a lifetime to drive his shitbox around the corner. "Try to keep it under 100!" The valet probably owns a nicer car.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

"Did you wish me to destroy this machine for you?"

I bet Torque either spergs about who is allowed to drive his >$5k wreck or acts like he's giving them the opportunity of a lifetime to drive his shitbox around the corner. "Try to keep it under 100!" The valet probably owns a nicer car.

He drives there with 8 other Mexicans in a minivan. Obviously that's better.

 

[Meownaw]

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sorry if already posted I either skipped it or didn't notice it was Kotaku. No mention of the pig is the funniest part, you know he's emailing the author about him being the protagonist of GamerGate 2.0



lol 100% Pat asked for a real man to bodyguard him and protect him from being felony photographed

Hahahaha of course they did. Nice journalism, stupid.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This tweet makes zero sense. If he was valeting the car, why would the sun shade be in the windshield? If no one could move it, why wouldn't they ask him to park it in the garage/lot?

I bet he asked to leave it there so he could see it out of his room window.

 

[DoucheChills]

I bet he asked to leave it there so he could see it out of his room window.

Absolutely! He definitely asked the staff if he could park it there so that he could keep an eye on it. And since it is right by the lobby, it will be tough to vandalize unnoticed. Hotel staff is aware of this problem pig because of all the phone calls, so they agree to let him park there. I used to steal from cars as a teen and only did it in parking garages because there was no security in most of them and they are easy to scope out. He's afraid of someone fucking with his car and posting it for the laughs.. maybe even leaving him stuck there for a few days. Either that or an entire team of workers don't know how to do their jobs, which is more believable?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Absolutely! He definitely asked the staff if he could park it there so that he could keep an eye on it. And since it is right by the lobby, it will be tough to vandalize unnoticed. Hotel staff is aware of this problem pig because of all the phone calls, so they agree to let him park there. I used to steal from cars as a teen and only did it in parking garages because there was no security in most of them and they are easy to scope out. He's afraid of someone fucking with his car and posting it for the laughs.. maybe even leaving him stuck there for a few days. Either that or an entire team of workers don't know how to do their jobs, which is more believable?

Right where there is wheelchair access too. Its all about pat. Fuck everyone else.

 

[SFWA liaison]

GenCon was fun, remember that ConvergenceCon is in 4 days! Will Pat visit St. Floyd's plaza in Minneapolis to take a selfie? Tune in Thursday to find out.

Right where there is wheelchair access too. Its all about pat. Fuck everyone else.

cripples are just useful as fictional characters to get book deals and social media brownie points, child

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I bet he asked to leave it there so he could see it out of his room window.

I know this has been said before, many times many ways, but this guy is a complete faggot. Fat, to boot.

 

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Type Valet in the search field, tell me Teddy or Andrew or Brandon don't know how to drive a manual trasmission.

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A good valet has to hustle and care for personal items he couldn't imagine paying for if damaged. This jobless fuck tags his lies to #Gencon2022 to make his basic bitch Mustang interesting, parking in the dropoff entry to the valet lane, what an unemployed bitch

I thought that was going to be a review by The Pig about how angry he was that they left his car out in the sun and rain for a week, because none of their staff could drive stick. None!