(this is going great!) #GenCon2022

[The Greaseman]

lol if rick waddled out to the parking lot every day, drove over to the side of the hotel, took a picture, then drove it back to the lot.

 

[bovinebrain]

An entire valet staff being unable to drive stick seems a little far-fetched

Yup. I own an automatic daily driver but my Corvette is stick. I've driven it to some of the most run-down garages in the shittiest parts of NYC and I've never had a problem with the valets not knowing how to drive stick. I'm pretty sure one of the qualifications to be a valet is knowing how to drive stick. Piggy is full of shit.

 

[Udders]

it's a lot easier to light a bowl with two hands and a knee to hold the wheel straight.

Haha, a man after my own heart.

 

[Harry Powell]

A female game hunter in space? Sounds terrible

This is his “herd immunity” book. The female is actually like an anti-poaching game warden or something gay, and the aliens she’s protecting are just elephant analogs.

Riveting stuff

 

[Nick Gerlips]

He's so full of shit. They hire valets on the basis that they can drive both transmissions. Few years ago I had a manual car and some 20some Valetta dude drove it no problem. It's not a secret club to drive stick.

 

[cliveowen]

This is his “herd immunity” book. The female is actually like an anti-poaching game warden or something gay, and the aliens she’s protecting are just elephant analogs.

Riveting stuff

I'm sure the villain is some evil white guy, even though 99% of poachers are black guys killing animals for Asians

 

[Pat the Simp]

My daily driver has a manual transmission. I don't go bragging about it like it's rare. It's just something I enjoy and keep it to myself.

 

[Harry Powell]

We get it. You have a Mustang with a manual transmission. He tries so hard to identify as things. He really is a bizarre fucker. I have a new F350 4x4 work truck with a 6.2/10-speed auto. HD gas trucks can be a bit clunky but the gear selection makes this base engine so useable. There is no manual that can match how efficient these operate. This truck accelerates so effortlessly and actually feels competent towing 12k+ behind it. Liking a manual transmission is one thing but pretending they're superior today is asinine. There's a reason Superduty's don't come with manual transmissions anymore. I want my F350 to fuck Susan's ass in front of Fatrick.

“I drive a V8 Mustang!”

… but it’s 14 years old, a salvage title, daily driven even in winter, high mileage, and easily outclassed in performance and driving dynamics by a huge variety of modern vehicles…

“I DRIVE A V8 MUSTANG!”

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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“I drive a V8 Mustang!”

… but it’s 14 years old, a salvage title, daily driven even in winter, high mileage, and easily outclassed in performance and driving dynamics by a huge variety of modern vehicles…

“I DRIVE A V8 MUSTANG!”

"Vos, your shirt's dirty."
"But itschh DKNY!"

 

[NoBacon]

I FUCKING KNEW IT HAHAHA I had a hunch he had to have stolen this bit like he does everything AND LOOK WHO THE FUCK I FIND IMMEDIATELY by searching "hotel valet stick" on Twitter:
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I wonder if the real six figure author drives a 20 year old girls car with enough miles to travel to the moon?

 

[Meownaw]

I'm sure the villain is some evil white guy, even though 99% of poachers are black guys killing animals for Asians

He will make it Fonald Plumps children as a callback to In the Black or was it Starship Pedo?

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

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“I drive a V8 Mustang!”

… but it’s 14 years old, a salvage title, daily driven even in winter, high mileage, and easily outclassed in performance and driving dynamics by a huge variety of modern vehicles…

“I DRIVE A V8 MUSTANG!”

Exactly what he is

 

[SFWA liaison]

yo did I miss that Kotaku covered the redditor's mischief??

https://kotaku.com/gen-con-board-games-harassment-dm-text-racist-sexist-1849374200 -

Gen Con Attendees Sent Racist, Sexist Messages By Fake Accounts

archived 7 Aug 2022 20:46:42 UTC

archive.ph

sorry if already posted I either skipped it or didn't notice it was Kotaku. No mention of the pig is the funniest part, you know he's emailing the author about him being the protagonist of GamerGate 2.0

UPDATE: Gen Con has also increased security around events including some of the affected attendees.

lol 100% Pat asked for a real man to bodyguard him and protect him from being felony photographed

 

[guest]

I'm not rich and I'm in shape so I don't get valet other than in places like NYC where they pack the cars in so tight in all the garages/parking lots that everything is valet by necessity. 90% of the time I feel like I can exit the hotel, get my car, and be on my way faster than valet. I feel like Torque is just getting valet to try and look important/rich while meanwhile hes a broke, fat bum who owes Quasi $37k+ and climbing. He's such a pretentious douchebag. Fat, too.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

yo did I miss that Kotaku covered the redditor's mischief??
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https://kotaku.com/gen-con-board-games-harassment-dm-text-racist-sexist-1849374200 -

Gen Con Attendees Sent Racist, Sexist Messages By Fake Accounts

archived 7 Aug 2022 20:46:42 UTC

archive.ph

sorry if already posted I either skipped it or didn't notice it was Kotaku. No mention of the pig is the funniest part, you know he's emailing the author about him being the protagonist of GamerGate 2.0



lol 100% Pat asked for a real man to bodyguard him and protect him from being felony photographed

He asks for extra security, yet parks that pile of shit in the open where any heroin addict or rascal could key it…

 

[guest]

He asks for extra security, yet parks that pile of shit in the open where any heroin addict or rascal could key it…

He knows nobody is gonna fuck with his car because he was the one who did the "vandalism" in the first place.

 

[Cumiace]

Wouldn't it get towed for blocking the wheelchair ramp?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Wouldn't it get towed for blocking the wheelchair ramp?

Torque Wheeler Parks Nearer.

(all the good rhymes were already taken)

 

[peckafacce]

Im sure a phone call would confirm if their valets can drive stick

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I ran a valet department at a major hotel about 7 years ago, and being able to drive manual was a requirement for getting hired.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

When I was a valet we basically had one guy who knew manual. When he got fired we'd have to find people from the kitchen to take care of it or the driver would just do it themselves. It's not unbelievable but if they gave a shit they'd find someone inside that knew how to move it out of the way.