(this is going great!) #GenCon2022

[Faggot Boqposter]

None of the valets are Hispanic? Like 90% of cars in Latin America are stick. Everyone who learned to drive in Latin America drives stick

He’s so full of shit and just wanted to brag he knows how to drive manual.

 

[Porkys]

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Type Valet in the search field, tell me Teddy or Andrew or Brandon don't know how to drive a manual trasmission.

A good valet has to hustle and care for personal items he couldn't imagine paying for if damaged. This jobless fuck tags his lies to #Gencon2022 to make his basic bitch Mustang interesting, parking in the dropoff entry to the valet lane, what an unemployed bitch

 

[jakedeptula]

I hate car enthusiasts who think they're 'pure breeds' or something and only drive manual cars, and of course Pat is one of them too. He's such a dull fuck he tries to attach himself to the most vapid things to make himself appear more interesting. It's such a cringey facade.

I drove manual cars for 10 years and I'd much rather an automatic tbphwy. Most decent performance automatics have paddle shifts and even most ordinary automatics allow you to shift manually between 1 2 and 3.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Maybe military is higher correlation, but it seems like 1 out of 3 people I work with drive stick shifts and all they talk about is cars.
I never bothered learning but it’s incredibly common even among youngsters

 

[guest]

A female game hunter in space? Sounds terrible

The Deer Hunter...in Space

 

[Uncle Floyd]

A female game hunter in space? Sounds terrible

Speaking of female game hunters, never noticed how much Sue looks like Nathan Fielder.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

We get it. You have a Mustang with a manual transmission. He tries so hard to identify as things. He really is a bizarre fucker. I have a new F350 4x4 work truck with a 6.2/10-speed auto. HD gas trucks can be a bit clunky but the gear selection makes this base engine so useable. There is no manual that can match how efficient these operate. This truck accelerates so effortlessly and actually feels competent towing 12k+ behind it. Liking a manual transmission is one thing but pretending they're superior today is asinine. There's a reason Super Duty's don't come with manual transmissions anymore. I want my F350 to fuck Susan's ass in front of Fatrick.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Maybe military is higher correlation, but it seems like 1 out of 3 people I work with drive stick shifts and all they talk about is cars.
I never bothered learning but it’s incredibly common even among youngsters

When you're a boot paying 92% APR on a stick-shift with your E-3 pay, I don't think you have much else you can talk about...

 

[NortheastPhilly]

When you're a boot paying 92% APR on a stick-shift with your E-3 pay, I don't think you have much else you can talk about...

Their wife that they met 3 months ago

 

[NoBacon]

He has a history of bragging about driving stick, it’s really fucking weird.

Every person I know can either drive stick if they have to, or could be taught in under 15 minutes.

He thinks it’s like having a pilots licence, even then bragging about that is not what pilots do. It’s just so low class.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

or could be taught in under 15 minutes

My car was repossessed because I was a broke-ass 22 year old. I found a piece of shit hatchback for $300 to replace it. Only problem: it was manual.

The guy selling it gave me a ten-minute lesson and sent me on my way. I had to drive in rush-hour traffic on the Garden State Parkway (exit 142 to 135). I stalled and jerked and lurched the entire ride, but I got home. It was a trial by fire, but the absolute best way to learn.

Point is, any fucktard can learn to drive stick. It's not some esoteric skill lost through the ages. I just prefer not to get a manual because it's a lot easier to light a bowl with two hands and a knee to hold the wheel straight.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Im sure a phone call would confirm if their valets can drive stick

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Why 4 photos?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

My car was repossessed because I was a broke-ass 22 year old. I found a piece of shit hatchback for $300 to replace it. Only problem: it was manual.

The guy selling it gave me a ten-minute lesson and sent me on my way. I had to drive in rush-hour traffic on the Garden State Parkway (exit 142 to 135). I stalled and jerked and lurched the entire ride, but I got home. It was a trial by fire, but the absolute best way to learn.

Point is, any fucktard can learn to drive stick. It's not some esoteric skill lost through the ages. I just prefer not to get a manual because it's a lot easier to light a bowl with two hands and a knee to hold the wheel straight.

My wife was given a Celica by her dad and it was a stick. I was able to teach her in 30 minutes. My dad tossed me his keys to his station wagon and that's how I learned.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Type Valet in the search field, tell me Teddy or Andrew or Brandon don't know how to drive a manual trasmission.

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A good valet has to hustle and care for personal items he couldn't imagine paying for if damaged. This jobless fuck tags his lies to #Gencon2022 to make his basic bitch Mustang interesting, parking in the dropoff entry to the valet lane, what an unemployed bitch

I sure hope no one texts him about this little humble brag

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Speaking of female game hunters, never noticed how much Sue looks like Nathan Fielder.

I'm sure Sue is a nice guy and all, but I don't think he looks really looks like a gal

 

[SFWA liaison]

I FUCKING KNEW IT HAHAHA I had a hunch he had to have stolen this bit like he does everything AND LOOK WHO THE FUCK I FIND IMMEDIATELY by searching "hotel valet stick" on Twitter:

 

[cliveowen]

I FUCKING KNEW IT HAHAHA I had a hunch he had to have stolen this bit like he does everything AND LOOK WHO THE FUCK I FIND IMMEDIATELY by searching "hotel valet stick" on Twitter:
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It was just parallel thinking

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Pat modeled his writing style on Scalzi's, he just isn't witty, funny, interesting and doesn't have even halfway decent plot ideas. Shameless pigman.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

It was just parallel thinking

Just like his carjacking story

 

[Opesterino]

I FUCKING KNEW IT HAHAHA I had a hunch he had to have stolen this bit like he does everything AND LOOK WHO THE FUCK I FIND IMMEDIATELY by searching "hotel valet stick" on Twitter:
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Shit like this is why I am so glad his life is fucking ruined.. He is such a phony motherfucker, I can't wait for the day we find out a few urban americans stole that car.