They picked me randomly

[CarolMaxheinie]

In his next book the villain's going to be some intergalactic spic who went to space prison for selling alien meth that wants to beat up the hero in a space fight.

I bet alien meth is fun at first. Just smoke it and don’t point, or you’ll get track marks…IN SPACE!

 

[guest]

I bet alien meth is fun at first. Just smoke it and don’t point, or you’ll get track marks…IN SPACE!

And you know where the book would be set right?





.....





..... in space!

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

And you know where the book would be set right?





.....





..... in space!

Holy shit dude I didn’t see that twist coming! Here, have seven Hugo awards!

 

[guest]

Holy shit dude I didn’t see that twist coming! Here, have seven Hugo awards!

(Slaps table)

Fe HA HA HA

Holeeeee SPACE!

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

(Slaps table)

Fe HA HA HA

Holeeeee SPACE!

You’re cool. If I am in your area and need a plug I’ll DM you.

 

[guest]

You’re cool. If I am in your area and need a plug I’ll DM you.

I mean I don't get down like that anymore but I know a few people that could help you out.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I mean I don't get down like that anymore but I know a few people that could help you out.

Cool. In Minecraft, obviously.

 

[guest]

Cool. In Minecraft, obviously.

No doubt no doubt.

Yeah the penalty here the second time around is 10 to 15. Fuck all that, I don't need that kind of money that bad.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

No doubt no doubt.

Yeah the penalty here the second time around is 10 to 15. Fuck all that, I don't need that kind of money that bad.

Absolutely brotherman, not worth it for sure. Don’t be a Kuhn.

 

[guest]

Absolutely brotherman, not worth it for sure. Don’t be a Kuhn.

Absolutely. And this is a semi small town full of tweakers and niggers who weren't tough enough for Chicago, so once you get a jacket in this place, the cops hassle you every time they see you.

 

[MonsterSteve]

If Patso could channel his endless impotent rage and muster up the horrors of his public cuckolding into some form of physical force he would be a BEAST in a fight.

Sadly he’s just a Tomlinson and he would fail because he always fails. He’d get all worked up and ready, then immediately shit his skin-tight XL boxing shorts and start to weep like the weak little girl he really is.

Yes, people think he has some sort of retard strength but once he felt a real punch to the gut he would make that face he made when he was 'running' the mini marathon towards the end.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

You should head to mke and press him to see if he runs

 

[guest]

Yes, people think he has some sort of retard strength but once he felt a real punch to the gut he would make that face he made when he was 'running' the mini marathon towards the end.

I should let him hit me in the face a couple times and then hit him with everything I can writing this alcoholic liver. Most people think the head is the best place to hit somebody in a fight but it really isn't. You can actually turn off somebody's body if they're unhealthy and you hit them in the liver. Plus how funny would it be to be able to say I gave that faggot RIBS in real life

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I should let him hit me in the face a couple times and then hit him with everything I can writing this alcoholic liver. Most people think the head is the best place to hit somebody in a fight but it really isn't. You can actually turn off somebody's body if they're unhealthy and you hit them in the liver. Plus how funny would it be to be able to say I gave that faggot RIBS in real life

The liver shot was bad rutten's favorite. Even healthy guys will go down

 

[kingship75]

Absolutely. And this is a semi small town full of tweakers and niggers who weren't tough enough for Chicago, so once you get a jacket in this place, the cops hassle you every time they see you.

Aurora, IL REPRESENT!

 

[guest]

Aurora, IL REPRESENT!

Waterloo, Iowa here!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Waterloo, Iowa here!

SUBPEONA!!!!!

On a side note. I don’t believe any of your tough guys shit, because you don’t constantly tweet at people who make fun of you with it. You’ve also admitted you don’t actually know how to fight. Unless you say you’re an expert in 3 martial arts and will spoon feed me my teeth, you’re a stupid spic in my head bro.

 

[UnPRePared]

That phrase applies more to me than the Detestable Diabetic of Diatribes.

Fat Fuck.

 

[guest]

SUBPEONA!!!!!

On a side note. I don’t believe any of your tough guys shit, because you don’t constantly tweet at people who make fun of you with it. You’ve also admitted you don’t actually know how to fight. Unless you say you’re an expert in 3 martial arts and will spoon feed me my teeth, you’re a stupid spic in my head bro.

I don't have a Twitter. What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I don't have a Twitter. What the fuck are you talking about?