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They picked me randomly
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Now tell these little Twitter randos why we're no longer latched to those other people, Rick
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He tells this lie because deep down, he loves scaring and intimidating other people. He pretty much spent the entirety of 2021 vaguely telling "stalkers" how much they'd get raped in prison, and how they deserve it.
But he's willing to lie to his allies and sympathizers, simply to scare and intimidate them as well. THEY PICK PEOPLE AT RANDOM AND YOUUUUUUUUU COULD BE NEXSSSSSSTTTT!!! THEY COULD BE HIDING IN YOUR BATHROOM RIGHT NOW WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE! YOU CANNOT REASON OR NEGOTIATE WITH THESE ABSOLUTE MONSTERS!
He gets a sick, twisted sense of satisfaction anytime some gullible idiot believes his claims of crazed alt-right cyberstalker armies who pick their targets at random. At least when the newsmedia pushes fake news narratives to make the populace paranoid & afraid, they're getting paid for it.
But he's willing to lie to his allies and sympathizers, simply to scare and intimidate them as well. THEY PICK PEOPLE AT RANDOM AND YOUUUUUUUUU COULD BE NEXSSSSSSTTTT!!! THEY COULD BE HIDING IN YOUR BATHROOM RIGHT NOW WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE! YOU CANNOT REASON OR NEGOTIATE WITH THESE ABSOLUTE MONSTERS!
He gets a sick, twisted sense of satisfaction anytime some gullible idiot believes his claims of crazed alt-right cyberstalker armies who pick their targets at random. At least when the newsmedia pushes fake news narratives to make the populace paranoid & afraid, they're getting paid for it.
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Waaa waaaaaaaaa fucking crybaby faggot. Cope and seethe my sweet and sour orange chicken pieces child
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The thing is, he could have made it stop at any point. Stubborn piggy.
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Wait a second everyone has been some relation to the show, even if it’s through some Kevin bacon game links. You were too fat and stupid to admit Norm MacDonald. Who by all objective measure is celebrated by stand ups and fans alike as hilarious is funny. That’s it. It seems trivial but everything is a result of you doubling down. It just turned out you are an abhorrent piece of garbage.
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Fatrick:
You've been a documented crybully cunt since at least 2016, when Trump was elected. You had your fun picking on people online and then running to the mods or hiding behind a block.
You should have just bent the fucking knee in September 2018. But no, your autistic retardation couldn't let you do that.
And now you're paying the consequences. Fat faggot.
You've been a documented crybully cunt since at least 2016, when Trump was elected. You had your fun picking on people online and then running to the mods or hiding behind a block.
You should have just bent the fucking knee in September 2018. But no, your autistic retardation couldn't let you do that.
And now you're paying the consequences. Fat faggot.
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Pathetic. Stop crying about trolls. You're 42. Fuck. Nut up you queer.
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He's too stupid to escape the Owen Farms kill shake. Like a pitbull mauling a toddler, this ends one way.
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Like so many news outlets, they never ask for the other party's side of the story, but they do always behave as though they have all of the relevant information.
They'd rather thoughtlessly believe a fat proven liar and make immediate judgements than put any effort into the smallest attempt at researching what they're talking about.
They take themselves very seriously, but that's impossible for everyone else looking at them.
Jay Mohr's Colin impression was pretty good.
They'd rather thoughtlessly believe a fat proven liar and make immediate judgements than put any effort into the smallest attempt at researching what they're talking about.
They take themselves very seriously, but that's impossible for everyone else looking at them.
Jay Mohr's Colin impression was pretty good.
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A lie he continues to tell himself to this day.
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This is his punishment.
His entire day, rather than being spent in pursuit of some higher endeavor, to simply provide for his family or even himself, or to raise and shape the lives of future generations, is spent meticulously staging photographs of completely pedestrian meals, rolling the dice yet again in the hope that this time he will hit, that this will be the plate of chicken that cements his place among the greatest minds of our time. He hits "Tweet" imagining the job offers for punditry that will arise from his viral Chicken Plate.
But as the minutes and then hours go by, he comes to the realization yet again that this one was not to be. Maybe it got eclipsed by some other news story; maybe it was buried by the algorithms. Maybe the world just wasn't ready for chicken and citrus fruit adorned with lightsaber chopsticks. No matter.
There is always the next meal, and the next tweet.
Each time hoping that this tweet will be the one to make him famous. This will be the one which will allow him to prove them wrong. Everyone who said you need to get a job, you're an addict, it's a dying platform, this is not good for your mental health - he's going to show them all. All it takes is that next perfect tweet.
This is his life, and it's every bit of punishment he deserves.
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Why does he have ass beads surrounding the plate?
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