“The Marvels” could be the biggest Marvel flop yet

[Juschippinyababe]

I hope there's mass shootings at every screening of this shit for the next month and everyone that watches it gets culled

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

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This is two Disney franchise pictures now that feature a chimp trembling at the magic of flight.

It's just a quick throwaway joke from Fury after she doesn't know how to fly.

Did she have a fear of flying?

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Nobody gives a fuck about Marvel anymore. It died when they killed off Iron Man and any heroes people actually gave a shit about. Nobody wants to see these dyke superheros.

I don't understand why the "females" in marvel films can't act more feminine?
even crappy movies from the 30s,40s and 50s still had attractive woman

 

[Ugly Geisha]

Even woke faggots can't protect this movie. Pretty sad when even the tranny sucker committee can't shill your shit.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I generally liked the MCU movies but I stopped giving a hoot after endgame. I havent even bothered pirating any of them.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I generally liked the MCU movies but I stopped giving a hoot after endgame. I havent even bothered pirating any of them.

That seems to be from what I’ve heard from fans of MCU as the last “great” marvel movie and everything since just doesn’t even come close and just feels stale. Kinda like the current state of Pat posting.

 

[Ugly Geisha]

I generally liked the MCU movies

Faggot

 

[Africa.com]

$47m opening week.

 

[Meownaw]

$47m opening week.

 

[Africa.com]

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We did it!

 

[LingerLonger]

$47m opening week.

Imagine making $47million and it still is an insurmountable overwhelming loss.

Titanic made $28million its opening week which is $53million today.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

$47m opening week.

Fuck thats so bad. I think thats worse than predicted even.

 

[Meownaw]

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Fuck thats so bad. I think thats worse than predicted even.

It bombed worse than the previous record holder The Incredible Hulk with Edward Norton.

 

[Meownaw]

Funny how most of the user reviews read like this.

 

[A House Nigger]

Another movie made by woke Hollywood execs to make the left happy. Fuck ‘em.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Why would I sit through 2 hours of women in spandex when they're ugly?

Serious answers only.

 

[Coonskin]

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And they’re shocked it’s looking like it will be their biggest flop yet. It cost close to 300 million to make and that’s what they came up with.

Why do black people always call each other Monica?

 

[Kinderman]

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Funny how most of the user reviews read like this.

It’s a minor gripe, but I really hate people who refer the plot as the “storyline.” They’re all trying to sound like they know something, and come across like fucking idiots. I know it’s technically correct, but you know it’s just retards repeating something they heard.

$47m opening week.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Who would have thought the writers of the shitty Scarlet Witch and Loki Disney plus would write another stinker? I just love how Disney tried to so hard to force all this women/woke shit into franchises that used to print money and now they are losing their ass for it.

 

[Stent]

I remember them having a huge list of their movie "phases" that they were going to roll out. They'll have all the popular and known characters die off, then bring out the B-team, then the C-team, and so on but somehow still make more money each year forever. Worked out great.