“The Marvels” could be the biggest Marvel flop yet

[Imager]

Nobody gives a fuck about Marvel anymore. It died when they killed off Iron Man and any heroes people actually gave a shit about. Nobody wants to see these dyke superheros.

They killed off Iron Man??

Hey how about a spoiler alert next time, pal?

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

They killed off Iron Man??

Hey how about a spoiler alert next time, pal?

Spoiler

 

[Cuphead]

Spoiler

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Nice wife, stupid

 

[Chapel]

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Still not as fucking gay as MCU movies

 

[fenrir]

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She's a squirter!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The critic reviews are funny, they know they have to praise it for diversity but even that’s not enough to make them say it’s a good movie
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I didn’t know they had a marvel character named Kamala. Nice to see an awful Pat idea he didn’t steal turn into a huge joke.

Is she Also going to turn out to be west Indian and a descendant of slave owners?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Superhero movies are for children. That being said I saw two of the recent Spider-Man movies and they were pretty good. I expected them to be complete shit.

 

[Meownaw]

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Only ever saw the first Iron Man, wasted. Fuck all this gay shit.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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I bet the dialogue is full of quippy bullshit. “All heroes don’t wear capes but we do.” Then they resume fighting.

 

[SpeckofCoppah_mybb]

There's bound to be a scene where woman and man are having an argument, then the woman makes a humiliating point on the man's shortcomings and then storms off, smirking. The camera stays on the man, baffled.

 

[Imager]

If they called it “Supercunts” I might watch it.

 

[PogromStallone]

I saw it yesterday. It was not good.

 

[Heyfellas]

I don’t watch all the Marvel movies but I often replay the part on endgame where Brie Larson gets the shit punched out of her face.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The critic reviews are funny, they know they have to praise it for diversity but even that’s not enough to make them say it’s a good movie
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I didn’t know they had a marvel character named Kamala. Nice to see an awful Pat idea he didn’t steal turn into a huge joke.

No, child. They took the idea (with permission) from my book.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Also, I guarantee a FFWBT like Patrick will think it’s the best movie of the year

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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Fawkin homerun, Carla!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is an actual line from the Marvels

And they’re shocked it’s looking like it will be their biggest flop yet. It cost close to 300 million to make and that’s what they came up with.

 

[PogromStallone]

This is an actual line from the Marvels
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And they’re shocked it’s looking like it will be their biggest flop yet. It cost close to 300 million to make and that’s what they came up with.

To be fair, it's not some inspiring moment. It's just a quick throwaway joke from Fury after she doesn't know how to fly.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

To be fair, it's not some inspiring moment. It's just a quick throwaway joke from Fury after she doesn't know how to fly.

I know you’ve got a gay cartoon as your profile picture and all but how gay must you be to have actually gone and seen this