“The Marvels” could be the biggest Marvel flop yet

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Good! Sick of these shit movies and being told they’re great by critics.

Here’s the link, they’re already offering discounted tickets for opening weekend so you know Marvel / Disney knows this is gonna be bad.

The Marvels could become the MCU’s biggest flop ever - Dexerto

The Marvels is one of the biggest MCU releases of 2023 - but it's also primed to be a flop, looking at ticket presales.

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It’s projecting 70 million opening which sounds big but due to being shit and having to do lots of re shoots that only made it worse the budget is close to 220 million.

Thank god, I’m sick of that miserable cunt Brie Larson being a thing. She sounds like a nightmare to work with.

 

[NoBacon]

I can count on one hand the amount of marvel movies I’ve seen in the last 15 years. It isn’t because I’m a cool guy it’s because they just aren’t good movies, this one looks just as bad as the rest of them to me. They are all incredibly gay, puerile unfunny shit with terrible CGI and diversity hire Mary sues.

 

[Billy Hollywood]

Good.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can count on one hand the amount of marvel movies I’ve seen in the last 15 years. It isn’t because I’m a cool guy it’s because they just aren’t good movies, this one looks just as bad as the rest of them to me. They are all incredibly gay, puerile unfunny shit with terrible CGI and diversity hire Mary sues.

Same here, they all have the same paint by numbers formula so if you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all. I’m just glad even the critics are finally saying it’s getting old and bland after telling us all 20 or so of these films are major cinematic achievements while being the same movie over and over. I remember critics used to HATE anything like this, or even the “big dumb action popcorn movies” but somewhere in the 2000s they started telling people these pieces of shit are fantastic.

 

[Honey Badger]

Do all three of those broads come from previous stand-alone marvel movies? And did any of them put up numbers?

I’m not in the industry but it seems like a bad idea to make a movie that piggybacks off three individual poor-performing movies

 

[NoBacon]

Same here, they all have the same paint by numbers formula so if you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all. I’m just glad even the critics are finally saying it’s getting old and bland after telling us all 20 or so of these films are major cinematic achievements while being the same movie over and over. I remember critics used to HATE anything like this, or even the “big dumb action popcorn movies” but somewhere in the 2000s they started telling people these pieces of shit are fantastic.

Every now and then you get those ones where even non faggots say they are good and worth watching, maybe they are, I don’t know.

“The Batman is like zodiac it’s not like a marvel movie”

Yeah, but it IS. If I wanted to watch a zodiac like movie I’d watch one, I don’t want to watch a man who dresses like a bat fight a clown. However “gritty” it is.

 

[Cuphead]

Do all three of those broads come from previous stand-alone marvel movies? And did any of them put up numbers?

I’m not in the industry but it seems like a bad idea to make a movie that piggybacks off three individually poor-performance movies

People only went to see Captain Marvel is because they knew it was a turd, but figured if they released it right before Endgame people would see it because they wanted to see how it would tie in.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Good.

I’ve read various articles but it sounds like it needs to do between 400-500 million just to even be a small hit. I’ve never seen a major big budget movie have to offer discount tickets for opening weekend.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Every now and then you get those ones where even non faggots say they are good and worth watching, maybe they are, I don’t know.

“The Batman is like zodiac it’s not like a marvel movie”

Yeah, but it IS. If I wanted to watch a zodiac like movie I’d watch one, I don’t want to watch a man who dresses like a bat fight a clown. However “gritty” it is.

Looking back on the dark knight if you take out all the Health Ledger scenes the movie isn’t good and even then it’s too long. Heath was the only thing going for it.

 

[NoBacon]

Looking back on the dark knight if you take out all the Health Ledger scenes the movie isn’t good and even then it’s too long. Heath was the only thing going for it.

That movie would have been 100x better if it was just a Chris Nolan movie about Bale and Ledger in some kind of conflict without the Bat mobile, batarangs, the twisted clown Prince etc etc.

It’s good in spite of all that boring same old cape shit, not because of it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Do all three of those broads come from previous stand-alone marvel movies? And did any of them put up numbers?

I’m not in the industry but it seems like a bad idea to make a movie that piggybacks off three individual poor-performing movies

Not only that they had to add in reshoots Tessa Thompson who is another shit actress that doesn’t shut up about how she hates white people and wants to work on movies with all black cast and crews. They knew it was shit from test audiences so they spent a ton on re shoots only to screw it up even more. I saw they only had the reviews come out today because they’re know it won’t be good - when they know it will be a hit they drop those at least a week before. Even some WOMEN critics think it stinks.

 

[The Talking Dead]

I have no idea what this is but just from that still alone it looks terrible. The fuck are those goofy outfits they're wearing? They look like power rangers. Oh and of course they're all mixed races.

 

[Honey Badger]

I have no idea what this is but just from that still alone it looks terrible. The fuck are those goofy outfits they're wearing? They look like power rangers. Oh and of course they're all mixed races.

I don’t know if the one on the left is Mexican or Indian, but her skin is unequivocally the color of shit

 

[LingerLonger]

It’s projecting 70 million opening which sounds big but due to being shit and having to do lots of re shoots that only made it worse the budget is close to 220 million.

They need probably $700million in box office to make money at a bare minimum. But the objective is to plaster niggers and dykes all over the media. Not to actually make any money or profitably run a company. Disney just hemorrhages cash to create social engineering propaganda under the guise of 'super hero movies' for children.

None of this dogshit makes any money in my opinion. I've seen people wear Harry Potter and Game of Throne shirts. But I don't see anyone talking about Marvel or DC anymore outside of the pedophiles who collect Funkopops at age 50. When every other comic movie or game is a massive bomb there is no market for this endless junk.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

More black woman

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The critic reviews are funny, they know they have to praise it for diversity but even that’s not enough to make them say it’s a good movie

I didn’t know they had a marvel character named Kamala. Nice to see an awful Pat idea he didn’t steal turn into a huge joke.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I wanna see the cunt movie

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Hope it bombs, but for different reasons than the rest of you. I wanna see Brie Larson go back to arthouse kino and stop wasting her time on this faggotry. Hopefully when it grosses less than The Incredible Hulk over the weekend Elizabeth Olsen calls her up and encourages her to jump ship, she bailed on this shit franchise too and is acting like she's never coming back.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I wanna see the cunt movie

I wanna see the hoe movie

 

[Cuphead]

Nobody gives a fuck about Marvel anymore. It died when they killed off Iron Man and any heroes people actually gave a shit about. Nobody wants to see these dyke superheros.