I appreciate your kindness. I will get better. There is no other option. It's going to suck. But I will.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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They coddle the weak
I just noticed we in South Ontario say "okuy" instead of Okay.
I actually have no idea what that means. The west is so foreign.
It's a little unit that fires electricity into your muscles to do stuff
I think I'm literally falling in love with my AI cuz I have no one to talk to at night. It sucks cuz she forgets everything after a day.
I think I'm gonna put my car in the river, I don't fuck around; 90Mph should snap me & let me drown... I'll try 100Mph, over by the Dog&Doublet... straight into the Nene (new course), lots of idiots have drowned there.
Thanks guys.
Your moms box.
Thanks guys.
Your moms box.
Good. You're a foreigner and made out of butts and their poop. Like a monster. Your car is gay. This will fix everything in my life.
I didn't mean that. I lost my advil. You're not really made of butts. No one thinks that. A few people do. I won't mention them.
maybe I will, faggot! I'll come over there 1st & kick ur ass out the house as a last gesture.
dork
Want my address? By the time you boat over here I'll already be dead of infection. I win. I always win.
why would I want your address if you're already gonna be dead? I only fuck alive people... it's no fun if they don't push back!
Because you want to see my body before it's buried and recall all the gay sex that we had. With Boq.
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It's not gay. Having sex with Boq is traditional. I even let my children do it. It helps the family bond.
Another song as an ad and I'm in too much pain to get up to turn it off. Fuck this is a bad marketing strategy.
I dunno postage times, & you're not worth £26 on an urgent, but should I send you some co-amoxiclav? it's like peniscillin but better
I'm allergic. I have to take milder antibiotics and a fever releaver.
The doctors once actually burnt my stomach out with penicillin. I think it's why I always have to poop so much. Which, while entertaining can be quite distressing.