Oh god i'd love to be able to fight again. I just wanna hurt someone's stupid face so bad.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Also if you lose a fight prepare for some bad shit to happen. My step brother had the curb stomping scene from American history x happen to his arm.
Edit 1. Actually it was his leg. The guy who did it for 5 years.
Edit 1. Actually it was his leg. The guy who did it for 5 years.
My injuns have shrooms again. I can't describe how happy this makes me. I bought a quarter and the fuckers are blue. I'm gonna trip balls and see God and Dougie.
Be careful nigga
I went to school with a guy who was hitting on a bouncer's gf, the bouncer politely told him to knock it off or they'd break his legs. He didn't knock it off and they broke his legs on the curb and literally beat him retarded.
His dad is a teacher we all know and right after it happened my buddy and I ran into him at a store, he asked if we heard about his son and before I could say anything my buddy just blurted out "it sounds like he was asking for it." Ice cold.
I feel like I should wait until daytime but I'm so excited I literally can't wait. I haven't done shrooms in so long and they're by far my favourite drug.
Man how are shrooms your favorite drug. They're good for introspection, not partying
That's kind of why. I like figuring out every problem in my life and how to fix it and then totally losing it when I sober up. I guess my partying thing is booze.
Taking a shit on these things is just as unpleasant as I remember.
Lmao what the hell are you going to do all night while you're tripping? I recommend taking a walk
I'm laying down right now doing nothing. These ones kinda suck so far. I just got really, really hot, stripped down to shorts and every time I stand up it feels like they're pulling me down so I just went with it. Usually if I close my eyes I see cool shit but there's none of that. I just feel kind of unpleasant but comfortable at the same time. I didn't even have that many. I've never had shrooms make me feel all weak like this though. Like if I stand my legs want to give out.
I got like 20× fuckeder as I wrote that
Well unless you're too fucked up, i still recommend a walk. A good shroom walk is hard to beat. Night time is ideal actually because there's less people around
@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda = Justus Shroom
I agree and I live in the woods anyway. I feel fucked though. Like I keep feeling like I could puke which would be a waste but I don't know how to describe it but my body feels like it's a thousand pounds and it takes a lot of effort to move but and then I do it and it didn't take fuck all
I am at the giggling at cool looking shit stage though. They're starting to rule
It kind of sucks that the only weed I have is heavy indica shit that will just make me feel lazier.
Like I can't tell if maybe I'm just really tired but I don't think I am. That's how my body feels right now. Like when you're right about to fall asleep but you have to do something
Oh no, I'm retarded