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Also, Turk, you eat a lot for a pretty sedentary dude.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Why do you need to eat so much? You don't do a lot.
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Remember when Turry recommended intermittent fasting? I personally think that shit is gay as hell, but maybe give it a shot. Reset your stupid body.
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You faggots all laugh at cabbage steaks. I'll just be over here running through walls and pissing cars in half
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I'm fucking dying, boys, the antibiotics aren't working.
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I wouldn't expect anything other than the most hackneyed take out of you here
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It takes a couple days, hombre. You'll make it outta this without a hook hand.
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Omg it hurts so bad I've fainted twice today. I am gay.
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Alright. I'm about to eat a cold chicken soup that's been on my floor since noon. What are the odds I will puke? I give it about 50 50
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I'm full of antibiotics and Busch. I don't think I can handle it.
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I've done it my whole life and I never knew it was called intermittent fasting. I'm just usually not hungry until the afternoon.
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Lol you're not supposed to drink on antibiotics
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Are the pills ridiculously huge?
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Naw. Also. Not drinking on antibiotics is a myth from the days of syphilis. It was so you wouldn't spread the disease.
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It's so much pain I'm literally crying. I'm a grown man. I'm not like this.
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Boys. I think I'm dying. I'm calling the paramedics when the sun rises.
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You okay?
Yay Yay
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turk dont fucking die
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Turk was being rather pleasant this morning, I think he was at the hospital and given an iv drip. Morphine most likely, for his blown out bumbum. (I fucked him, you see)