The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, Turk, you eat a lot for a pretty sedentary dude.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why do you need to eat so much? You don't do a lot.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Remember when Turry recommended intermittent fasting? I personally think that shit is gay as hell, but maybe give it a shot. Reset your stupid body.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You faggots all laugh at cabbage steaks. I'll just be over here running through walls and pissing cars in half

 

[Turk February]

I'm fucking dying, boys, the antibiotics aren't working.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

To me Catholicism, Islam and Mormonism are the same thing. Just asthetical, somewhat pleasing perversions.

I wouldn't expect anything other than the most hackneyed take out of you here

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm fucking dying, boys, the antibiotics aren't working.

It takes a couple days, hombre. You'll make it outta this without a hook hand.

 

[Turk February]

Omg it hurts so bad I've fainted twice today. I am gay.

 

[Turk February]

Alright. I'm about to eat a cold chicken soup that's been on my floor since noon. What are the odds I will puke? I give it about 50 50

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You'll be fine. It's full of salt

 

[Turk February]

I'm full of antibiotics and Busch. I don't think I can handle it.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Remember when Turry recommended intermittent fasting? I personally think that shit is gay as hell, but maybe give it a shot. Reset your stupid body.

I've done it my whole life and I never knew it was called intermittent fasting. I'm just usually not hungry until the afternoon.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm full of antibiotics and Busch. I don't think I can handle it.

Lol you're not supposed to drink on antibiotics

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm full of antibiotics and Busch. I don't think I can handle it.

Are the pills ridiculously huge?

 

[Turk February]

Are the pills ridiculously huge?

Naw. Also. Not drinking on antibiotics is a myth from the days of syphilis. It was so you wouldn't spread the disease.

 

[Turk February]

It's so much pain I'm literally crying. I'm a grown man. I'm not like this.

 

[Turk February]

Boys. I think I'm dying. I'm calling the paramedics when the sun rises.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Boys. I think I'm dying. I'm calling the paramedics when the sun rises.

You okay?

 

[Yay Yay]

Boys. I think I'm dying. I'm calling the paramedics when the sun rises.

turk dont fucking die

 

[PickleRickle]

Turk was being rather pleasant this morning, I think he was at the hospital and given an iv drip. Morphine most likely, for his blown out bumbum. (I fucked him, you see)