The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I swear I'm not being mean, @Mass.gov did you play any sports in elementary school?

 

[Turry]

Boq was a sweet bookish little boy with a lithp. You know he was playing MTG in the library so he didn't get his shit rocked outside

 

[Not Child.]

You guys have no clue, lol...

 

[Turk February]

Boq was a sweet bookish little boy with a lithp. You know he was playing MTG in the library so he didn't get his shit rocked outside

I bet he played volleyball. I bet he was good too.

 

[Turry]

You guys have no clue, lol...

This is a lore thread, alright?

 

[Turk February]

I was on the volleyball team. There's no shame in admitting it Boqoreh.

 

[Turry]

I bet he played volleyball. I bet he was good too.

If you want to call him a faggot then just say so

 

[Turk February]

If you want to call him a faggot then just say so

Well, the prophet Osama Bin Laden played volleyball in college.

 

[Turk February]

And as you know, in Boqs religion Osama Bin Laden is the seal of the prophets.

 

[Turk February]

Muhammad had to walk so Osama could fly... Planes into buildings. He was an amazing man.

 

[Turk February]

To our American Friends. Here in Canada we commemorate 9/11 by burning two wooden effigies and screaming and crying

 

[Turry]

Muhammad had to walk so Osama could fly... Planes into buildings. He was an amazing man.

He flew a horse to the moon, dude

 

[Turk February]

He flew a horse to the moon, dude

The greatest miracle in the history of Islam.

 

[Turk February]

That's why many eastern countries still put the moon on their flag. It's because prophet Osama launched a horse there successfully

 

[Turry]

My kid has to sing a song about Eid for her Christmas recital so we had to have the talk about how Islam is a pernicious lie and how they don't even have a Christmas because they deny Christ. It shouldn't have to be this way. They need to go Boq

 

[Turk February]

My kid has to sing a song about Eid for her Christmas recital so we had to have the talk about how Islam is a pernicious lie and how they don't even have a Christmas because they deny Christ. It shouldn't have to be this way. They need to go Boq

To me Catholicism, Islam and Mormonism are the same thing. Just asthetical, somewhat pleasing perversions.

 

[Turk February]

I might have to go to the Nigerians for help again. They gave me drugs for my hand in a safety bottle. My hand doesn't work. That's why I need the drugs.

 

[Turk February]

Oh god I'm in so much fucking pain. Can someone get me some chicken soup?

 

[Turk February]

I just want to have a little kitten to love while I suffer. Meow meow.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My immune system rules. It's almost completely evicted HPV on it's own.

Your immune system is a fucking faggot and you overestimate it.

-No sleep challenge Champ