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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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I'll help liberate Georgia but I can't stay there. Drinking hot dog piss in that climate will make my psoriasis go crazy
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Canada liberated the Netherlands in world war 2. They owe us a favor. Let's take that's stupid state that I'm not exactly sure where it is.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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Canada invented lesbians. We had a bunch of ugly white women laying around and we were like "Watch this. It's going to be great."

We're a very inventive people.
 
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