The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry]

This thread deserves funding from the canadian govt as global outreach

Please don't tell the government. I've committed several hate crimes here

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Please don't tell the government. I've committed several hate crimes here

Oh yeah

 

[Turk February]

This thread deserves funding from the canadian govt as global outreach

We're all agents of the Revolutionary Committee. We listened to OnA to spy on you.

 

[Turry]

Like a lot. I think they'd fine me $200K for mocking the Injuns alone

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

We're all agents of the Revolutionary Committee. We listened to OnA to spy on you.

Hope you liked listening to me shit

 

[Turry]

Hope you liked listening to me shit

It's an Ontario tradition. We don't get down like that out west. We just 96 and chill

 

[Turk February]

We will crush capitalism in Georgia like we did in Newfoundland and Labrador. Fear us.

 

[Turk February]

You will learn to drink hot dog piss like normal people. You will be assimilated.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

We listened to OnA to spy on you.

What did you learn?

 

[Turry]

I'll help liberate Georgia but I can't stay there. Drinking hot dog piss in that climate will make my psoriasis go crazy

 

[Turk February]

Canada liberated the Netherlands in world war 2. They owe us a favor. Let's take that's stupid state that I'm not exactly sure where it is.

 

[Turk February]

What did you learn?

That Americans have developed the technology to make bra bombs and can roller skate. Remarkable people.

 

[Turry]

What did you learn?

Everyone is a closeted gay/tranny fucker/retard/Jew

 

[Turk February]

Everyone is a closeted gay/tranny fucker/retard/Jew

I mean as a spy I can tell you that's true of everywhere.

 

[Turk February]

One time I was sent to infiltrate the band Teagan and Sara and after 4 years I learned they were actually lesbians.

 

[Turry]

I mean as a spy I can tell you that's true of everywhere.

You're not allowed to project in this thread

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

One time I was sent to infiltrate the band Teagan and Sara and after 4 years I learned they were actually lesbians.

Yo wwawd tegan and sara "so jealous"

 

[Turk February]

You're not allowed to project in this thread

I'm allowed to do whatever I want faggot, I sleep less than you and have fewer responsibilities

 

[Turry]

Canada invented lesbians. We had a bunch of ugly white women laying around and we were like "Watch this. It's going to be great."

We're a very inventive people.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Canada liberated the Netherlands in world war 2.

The Quebecgamers/Philips connection runs deep.