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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turk February

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Canada invented lesbians. We had a bunch of ugly white women laying around and we were like "Watch this. It's going to be great."

We're a very inventive people.
Sir Wilfrid Laurier just sitting there pondering "what do I do with these 2 fat bitches?"
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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Up until that point we had to fuck them or they'd turn into werecaribou and drink up all the dog piss
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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So my kid wakes up from her nap, right? She was in bed next to me and she flops over onto shoulder and goes "here papa, it's yucky." I take it from her and it's fucking gooey and weird. I can't see it well because the curtains are closed so I ask her "what is it?". "It's poopoo."

Well fuck me. I roll out of bed to go wash my hands, make her get off the bed and wait for me, wash her hands and then start looking for the shit that must be in my bed. Nothing. Not so much as a rabbit turd. So I go to change her diaper and it's completely fucking clean. On top of that she was in pants and one of those shirts that button between the legs. No way she could reach in there. All that panic and moving around with my fucked up back for nothing.

She's already trolling at a sixth grade level.
 

Turk February

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Hatred will only consume us if we disagree on the Red Green Show. At least it wasn't Corner Gas.
 

Turry

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I know I've seen more than one episode of Red Green. I can't even get out of the theme song on Corner Gas
 
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