The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

And that wop's name? Alberto Einteinellichino

Fuccio. Just Fuccio.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turk February is going to serial kill all of us.

I'd say @Turry Fawks would, but he'd just quit like 1/4 in and blame it on his "cancer". Yeah, bud. Cancer. Not the malfucioning robot leg that you fucked by dunking it in the Atlantic

 

[Turry]

I'm more of a spree killer sort of guy. No deliberation, no exit plan. Just spontaneous violence.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Terry Fox will never stand face to face to me

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Terry Fox will never stand face to face to me

One leg

 

[Turry]

Technology has come a long way since my triumphant run across Canada and back, Abester

 

[Jenna]

I wanna cameo in this thread!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Technology has come a long way since my triumphant run across Canada and back, Abester

Stand leg to leg with me, Blasian Brotherperson

 

[Turry]

I wanna cameo in this thread!

Dog piss or penis chinese penis? You have to choose one

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I wanna cameo in this thread!

Jenna is the first henchperson to be shot and killed.

 

[Turry]

Stand leg to leg with me, Blasian Brotherperson

Lego a lego

That's Spanish right?

 

[Jenna]

Dog piss or penis chinese penis? You have to choose one

Dog piss over a Chinese guy's penis

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dog piss or penis chinese penis? You have to choose one

I already made the executive decision, IDIOT. Because I'm the boss. MORRRRON!

 

[Jenna]

Jenna is the first henchperson to be shot and killed.

I'm too expensive, each post costs the budget $500,000

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Turk February is going to serial kill all of us.

I'd say @Turry Fawks would, but he'd just quit like 1/4 in and blame it on his "cancer". Yeah, bud. Cancer. Not the malfucioning robot leg that you fucked by dunking it in the Atlantic

Hope you’re first.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I already made the executive decision, IDIOT. Because I'm the boss. MORRRRON!

Jenna gets killed within 3 minutes of the credits. And then the rest of the movie is nobodies except the sheriff who is like fuckin Tony Todd or some shit.

 

[Jenna]

Jenna gets killed within 3 minutes of the credits. And then the rest of the movie is nobodies except the sheriff who is like fuckin Tony Todd or some shit.

Still billed 3rd on the posters after you and Turry

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Still billed 3rd on the posters after you and Turry

You can’t just fawkin swoop in

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Jenna gets killed within 3 minutes of the credits. And then the rest of the movie is nobodies except the sheriff who is like fuckin Tony Todd or some shit.

Tony Todd must be Canadian.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Still billed 3rd on the posters after you and Turry

The magical Good Burger hat I bestowed upon you is the secret to your success. Rebuke me and be met with fifteen years of failed botox and shitty titties.