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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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If I can get a guarantee that this won't be used against me later I'll take a picture of the floor. Because if you if you ignore the depression it's funny.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Someone once posted a video of me pissing on their couch. That's the kind of shit that's funny on discord and forums. But not YouTube.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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I should make a new thread for this but I'll just do it here

What if instead of Nickelodeon it was....

Ehh? Ehh?
 

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dumb question but any of you boys ever been to america?
Yeah, a bunch. My dad had an amazing talent for getting us lost in the mist dangerous ghettos in America wherever we went. Detroit was the scariest. Philly was like a big nigger street party and was actually pretty cool. They were ripping around on dirt bikes and four wheelers like we do but on city streets. I've only been to the border parts of NY like Watertown, Syracuse, and Rochester.
 

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I think it was in Syracuse or Rochester I thought my dad was gonna fight some Chris Penn looking wop at a pizza place because my old man was wearing like some random Blackhawks hat he threw on. The guy was like "you got the wrong hat" and my dad was like "Yeah, it should be Boston." And my dad and this Guido stood there and talked about this dude's cottage right by us for like half an hour and I got a bunch of free cannoli
 

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I think it was in Syracuse or Rochester I thought my dad was gonna fight some Chris Penn looking wop at a pizza place because my old man was wearing like some random Blackhawks hat he threw on. The guy was like "you got the wrong hat" and my dad was like "Yeah, it should be Boston." And my dad and this Guido stood there and talked about this dude's cottage right by us for like half an hour and I got a bunch of free cannoli
Everybody clapped
 
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