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Probably could host unpopular mechanics for kids for a season.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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WE DID IT! 69 PAGES OF UTTER NONSENSE!
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@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda when you wake up! We did it! It's a Canadian Thanksgiving miracle!
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Your mother paid for your condo and now you work for your parents.
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The Canadian Faction is unstoppable. There's nothing we can not do. Enjoy your faggot turkey Americans.
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I'm here. We did it. Now let's get it to 169.
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But that can take as long as 4 more days
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What's the longest thread on here? We gotta beat it.
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Terry Fox gave the world the idea that Canada's a bunch of quitters. We gotta fix that.
Either the Nigger Hate Thread or Kike Hate Thread. Can't be done.
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Oh but it can. We have penis chinese penis. I don't know if you've heard of it but it enhances your performance.
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Boq was murdered in Azerbaijan but someone else came back with all the penis chinese penis well ever need.
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A actually I forget now. Was Boq murdered or did he overdose? Can't keep my own story straight. Fuck.
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The cops are back. Thanksgiving is ruined. Fucking Boq.
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Since it's Canadian Thanksgiving I think it's traditional to discuss what's the weirdest place you ever shit? (Your pants don't count)
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I mean more so than already as we have agreed that you have passed.
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My river shits are well documented but I had to drop one on a golf course one time. I've shat in a couple boxes and buckets a la Anthony Cumia.
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I once took some E and shit in the middle of a field in Waterloo Park while my best friend and her sister watched on in horror.
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It was well understood growing up stimulants will make you shit. We kept our bathrooms spotless for that very reason. But outside it was fucking.... Not always ideal.