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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Every Greek place has bomb gyros. I think you're thinking of donairs which are gyros but they have some gross sugary cum sauce instead of tzatzikiz
I was just checking the specs on the rotary gird- I'm retarded
He meant to say he loves spats.
Rape.
Punching out.
Punching out.
That would be pit bulls, stupit. Are those allowed in Canada?
I have an (adopted) Chinese cousin. She’s lived in California since she was like 8 months old, and you could tell she’s Chinese with your eyes closed. She’s got the Asian voice.
Okay seriously how does Uber eats out here do what it does so fast. I remember the rule with Pizza Pizza being one hour or your money back. Uber eats does it in under 15 minutes. Do they have psychics working there? Has all the penis chinese penis created psyonic food delivery?
The cyberpunk nightmare that is southern Ontario keeps getting darker and stranger.
Oh shit I got mad that they stole my chicken nuggets but they put em in the fries. That's brilliant. Potatoes are excellent insulation
I really wanna get to 69 pages so what's the shittiest thing you did in class in highschool?
I used to get drunk in grade 10 English and I beat the piss out of a kid right in Natural Disasters.
There was a fat kid named Nathan in my history class and any time the teacher looked away or left the room I'd beat him with the textbook for being fat and Jewish.
Also I'd kick people's chairs out from them a lot regardless of gender cuz I thought it was innocent fun. One time I made someone cry and felt like shit.
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The holiday is over, SO STOP POSTING IN THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!
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Actually, traditionally Canadian Thanksgiving only ends when the thread hits 69 pages.
We're keeping 'er goin bud
I sat next to this nerd loser in one math class because I assumed he was smart. I made him let me copy off him on a test and midway through I started realizing he was getting a bunch of shit wrong and I was like "aw, man. You're a fucking idiot."
Do you remember those 8 by 10 magnifying sheets. One time there was this emo girl named Hope chatting away with friends behind the football field and I just set her hair on fire with one of those.