The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I heard a noise and woke up. Is everyone okay??

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I slept for roughly 45 minutes. Nice. Sleep is for fags.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The Big Apple in Colborne, Ontario. Fun fact: The apple is full of bats!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The Big Apple in Colborne, Ontario. Fun fact: The apple is full of bats!

A little Chinese kid scurried under the shitter door while I was dumping there. I was covering my dinger and screaming for someone to get the kid. No one ever did. He let himself out by scurrying back under the door.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

WWAWD snorting dried guano? Dangerous game but PFG tbh

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A little Chinese kid scurried under the shitter door while I was dumping there. I was covering my dinger and screaming for someone to get the kid. No one ever did. He let himself out by scurrying back under the door.

I was like 14. It was retarded

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

There's progressivism but then there's disrespect for tradition. It's complicated but you can't be trying to tell people to stop drinking piss.

If the eskimos are still allowed to chug laced reindeer piss to get high then I can't see the problem with me having a cup or two of dog piss in the morning so I can get out there and contribute to society.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Do you niggas really call Kraft mac and cheese "KD"?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My arm is almost dead. It's kind of scaring me. But the warrior is never afraid

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Do you niggas really call Kraft mac and cheese "KD"?

Yes.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Yes.

I respect the hell out of that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yes.

We jazz it up with salsa and cheese and it's basically only kids getting off school before their parents get home

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

AAAAAAAABE, I MADE A MICHELIN STAR LEVEL STEAK FOR YOU EVENTHOUGH IM AN IDIOT.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Why my baka gaijin (American) ass knows what Kraft Dinner is.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She's also a real good songwriter though. She's like Guy Clark, but a stupit lady.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why my baka gaijin (American) ass knows what Kraft Dinner is.

WE DONT SPEAK ORIENTAL IN CANADA. CA-NA-DA. NO CHINKY.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Why my baka gaijin (American) ass knows what Kraft Dinner is.

I really want you locked up in prison

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I really want you locked up in prison

In my mind you and your uncle tear around in a Plymouth Duster shooting at people with a compound bow and missing. Like the Dukes of Hazzard. But shitty, yet somehow better because your dad is always good for saying nigger. "Gang a young nigguhs"

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Continuing this discussion about KD, was Canadian country music lesbian KD Lang ever made fun of, like she's a dyke and her name is the same as mac and cheese.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I respect the hell out of that.

I respect the hell out of YOU, Playa Pimpin.