The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Remember when Elisha Cuthbert and that Jay Baruchel jew kid who is friends with Seth Rogen hosted Popular Mechanics For Kids?

 

[Turk February]

Remember when Elisha Cuthbert and that Jay Baruchel jew kid who is friends with Seth Rogen hosted Popular Mechanics For Kids?

Oh yeah!

 

[Turk February]

Pmk was great. Every third grader needs to know how a jet engine works.

 

[Turk February]

I remember very clearly they had like a Romanian ditch digger on in a quarry and he just did Terminator quotes the whole time and even as a kid it made me cringe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Pmk was great. Every third grader needs to know how a jet engine works.

I fucking loved that show. The only thing I remember is them trying to do the thing where if you drop a tennis ball on The Drop Zone at Wonderland it'll seem like it's hovering in the same spot in relation to you, but the little jew got too scared and forgot to let go of the ball.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I always felt like the popular mechanics got enough play. What about the unpopular mechanics you know? They need a hand up too

 

[Turk February]

I fucking loved that show. The only thing I remember is them trying to do the thing where if you drop a tennis ball on The Drop Zone at Wonderland it'll seem like it's hovering in the same spot in relation to you, but the little jew got too scared and forgot to let go of the ball.

Now if you'll recall there were 2 little Jews. There was also the super little girl Jew. I remember her cuz she was on Radio Active too.

 

[Turk February]

I always felt like the popular mechanics got enough play. What about the unpopular mechanics you know? They need a hand up too

Today on unpopular mechanics for kids we'll be kicking an air-conditioner for 3 hours to see if it feels good

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Now if you'll recall there were 2 little Jews. There was also the super little girl Jew. I remember her cuz she was on Radio Active too.

Oh shit the chick from Waiting. I do remember her being part of it, I don't remember another jew boy though.

 

[Turk February]

Today on unpopular mechanics for kids we will be learning what the fuck is a goose and how to make your own one.

 

[Turk February]

Today on unpopular mechanics we'll be learning how a German industrial metal band makes their beats.

 

[Turk February]

We're so close to 69 pages boys, I think the umk bit Caan take us over the top.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Hey there, kids. My name's Rampreet. I'm an unpopular mechanic because I ask every woman who comes into my shop for a date and when I'm rejected I take it extremely personally and I do some werry dangerous sabotage of their vehicles. Any questions?"

"I cut the brakes and I say 'FUCK off onto yourself BITCH WHORE MOTHERSHIT'"

 

[Turk February]

"Hey there, kids. My name's Rampreet. I'm an unpopular mechanic because I ask every woman who comes into my shop for a date and when I'm rejected I take it extremely personally and I do some werry dangerous sabotage of their vehicles. Any questions?"

"I cut the brakes and I say 'FUCK off onto yourself BITCH WHORE MOTHERSHIT'"

Rampreet became a vj on YTV after his success on umk

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Hi, kids. I'm Roy, and I'm an unpopular mechanic because I was bady burned on the face in a stock car racing accident and honestly, as you can tell, I'm just really hard to look at.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sup lil niggas. My name La$honda. I'm an unpopular mechanic because everybody racist out here.

 

[Turk February]

Hi, kids. I'm Roy, and I'm an unpopular mechanic because I was bady burned on the face in a stock car racing accident and honestly, as you can tell, I'm just really hard to look at.

He was arrested for a confrontation with rampreet, making him more unpopular than ever. Which helped his career

 

[Turk February]

Today on unpopular mechanics for kids we'll be taking a road killed raccoon and doing taxidermy on it. Rampreet, take it away.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Damn I'm like a bit machine in this thread

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I've got my bits all up in these bitch