I heard a noise and woke up. Is everyone okay??
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I slept for roughly 45 minutes. Nice. Sleep is for fags.
The Big Apple in Colborne, Ontario. Fun fact: The apple is full of bats!
A little Chinese kid scurried under the shitter door while I was dumping there. I was covering my dinger and screaming for someone to get the kid. No one ever did. He let himself out by scurrying back under the door.
I was like 14. It was retarded
If the eskimos are still allowed to chug laced reindeer piss to get high then I can't see the problem with me having a cup or two of dog piss in the morning so I can get out there and contribute to society.
Do you niggas really call Kraft mac and cheese "KD"?
My arm is almost dead. It's kind of scaring me. But the warrior is never afraid
I respect the hell out of that.
We jazz it up with salsa and cheese and it's basically only kids getting off school before their parents get home
AAAAAAAABE, I MADE A MICHELIN STAR LEVEL STEAK FOR YOU EVENTHOUGH IM AN IDIOT.
She's also a real good songwriter though. She's like Guy Clark, but a stupit lady.
WE DONT SPEAK ORIENTAL IN CANADA. CA-NA-DA. NO CHINKY.
I really want you locked up in prison
In my mind you and your uncle tear around in a Plymouth Duster shooting at people with a compound bow and missing. Like the Dukes of Hazzard. But shitty, yet somehow better because your dad is always good for saying nigger. "Gang a young nigguhs"
Continuing this discussion about KD, was Canadian country music lesbian KD Lang ever made fun of, like she's a dyke and her name is the same as mac and cheese.
I respect the hell out of YOU, Playa Pimpin.